Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 Ted NugentĀ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 39 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Carbomb, always Carbomb. Ā And I'd have got away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 Chris Jericho's got to be up there. I'm going purely on a try-hard scale. Tattoos in your late 40s of album covers is tragic. Cheats on the mother of his kids with ropey old women at the festivals he lip syncs at. Andi Peters, maybe? On the opposite end of the scale, he doesnt try, but he still fails. Cant walk in a straight line without falling over. Definite asexual. Scared of dogs. When asked if he wanted a drink, once said "I dont drink alcohol" and then complained that his coke had sugar in it. Probably a nice man, but the least cool black man this side of Jermaine Jenas. Oh, modern day Prince Naseem. Looks like he should be pulling a bell these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said: Carbomb, always Carbomb. Bombcar is a wonderful bloke, but he's also a dad joke that was struck by magical lightning and came to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Westwood maybe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 22 minutes ago, Sergio Mendacious said: Bombcar is a wonderful bloke, but he's also a dad joke that was struck by magical lightning and came to life. My sister yesterday called me "a dad without a kid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 48 minutes ago, IANdrewDiceClay said: Ā Chris Jericho's got to be up there. I'm going purely on a try-hardļ»æļ»æļ»æ scale. Tattoos in your late 40s ofļ»æ album covers is tragic. Cheats ļ»æon the mother of his kids with ropey old women at the festivals ļ»æhe lip syncļ»æsļ»æ at.ļ»æ Ā On his podcast with the elite, he reaches a new level of cringe and lameness when he said to the Bucks āI want to be on being the elite. Pleaseā followed by some more pleading that sounded like Brent begging not to be made redundant.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Hans Zimmer in one of his live gigs. Surrounded by all these hot young violinists and cellists (and sometimes Johnny Marr), it's impossible for anyone to stick out more or look less cool than Hans Zimmer playing a banjo.Ā Although he did compose the "Going for gold" theme tune, which is pretty cool.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lord-Mountevans Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Is being "uncool" a bad thing because i actually like my nomination? Fred Dibnah: By his own admission was "born at least 50 years later than he would have wanted to be". Quite a boring, egotistical type of bloke, i found. He liked: Steam Trains, wearing cloth caps, working, victorian values, beer & fags. He Disliked: Health & safety, going on holidays, spending time with his family, the modern world, spending money (especially buying his round at the bar). Fred nearly died (well he is dead now, but before then ) by getting blood poisoning from his dirty cloth cap that infected a cut on his head! He survived, but it is a pretty crazy way to die, given the insane risks he took in his line of work as an old school steeple jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 There's all ready a thread about him, but Noel Edmonds for me. A real life Alan Partridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 2, 2018 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2018 Fred Dibnah is, or was, cool as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 Jamie Oliver. The man who single handily sucked all the fun out of cooking, school meals and junk food, all the while managing to pile on the pounds while bemoaning the state of UK children, his overly lame attempts at being funny on his TV shows, or that he still thinks he can be culturally cool in the continuing state of chefs on TV. The man has also ruined cheque shirts. The bawbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 Russell Grant Every incarnation of him looks like wet confetti found outside of a church, which has since been turned in to a Pound Strecher. Heās managedĀ to convince vulnerable people, and idiots that he can speak to their dead pets on aĀ premium rate phone line, along with his horoscope bollocks. So heās a pure cunt as well as uncool. Heās the kind of person that Peter Kay would create a character aboutĀ as a turn on Pheonix Nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 +1 for Tim Lovejoy.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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