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Who is the least cool person on the planet?

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I think Bear Grylls deserves to be in the conversation. 

He's another one, like Jools Holland, who manages to be a monumental dork while being involved in things that should be exciting. He should be near the top based entirely on his 'food heaven' ingredient on Saturday Kitchen being quinoa. 

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54 minutes ago, Gus Mears said:

I think Bear Grylls deserves to be in the conversation. 

He's another one, like Jools Holland, who manages to be a monumental dork while being involved in things that should be exciting. He should be near the top based entirely on his 'food heaven' ingredient on Saturday Kitchen being quinoa. 

Bear steals this for me. Got free tickets to see his live show last year and it was the most awkward, cringe-worthy thing I've ever sat through. It featured him miming that he was climbing out of a crevice. He's not fit to drink Ray Mears' piss.

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Bear's a great shout. The celebrity face of the creepy Christian recruitment Alpha course.

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Though might I also proffer the suggestion of Gary Barlow?

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I’ve been working on a new contract recently covering the snooker and there are so, so many dullards from right across the pro tour. Peter Ebdon has to be up their. Serially slow on the table, about as charismatic as a bag of wet farts off of it. LOVE the sport, not so much the sleepy personalities. Although I do get a bit of a kick out of watching Ebbo make some of the faster players squirm with his tactics. 

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Elon Musk.

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Also his attempts at being cool on Twitter are a joke, plus union busters are automatically uncool. Even dating Grimes has somehow made him seem even more of a dork.

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Charles "head like the moon got tired" Ashenoff. Complains about "snowflakes" on his podcast for 2 hours and then cries racism when Mike Johnson said he wishes he was as over as Speedy Gonsalez. Smokes pot and let's you know about it, like he's still in school and wants to be seen as edgy by the bigger boys. Calls people "fags" in 2018. Thinks he's a gangster but his best mates are Court Bauer and the Disco Inferno. Also look at him.

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There's an enormous amount of people you could nominate from the world of wrestling isn't there? If Konnan's getting nominated then the list of his contemporaries who would also qualify is endless. Even those in the biz who wrestling fans consider to be pretty cool, like Hall & Nash, are often pretty sad characters in real life. And I say that as a massive fan of those guys. 

Anyway, I'll throw John Cena into the discussion, but the least cool man in wrestling must be Dean Ambrose.

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25 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

A lot of what you just said there could be the case against Joe Rogan. Who is also not anywhere near as cool as he thinks he is.

When you hear any variation on the phrase "Yeah I subscribe / listen regularly  to Rogan's podcast", you know you're dealing with a terminal bore.

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They don't even need to say it - I bet you could work up a Rogan listener conversation points bingo card and have a pretty decent hit rate at identifying them.

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