Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 Was having this discussion in the pub yesterday and no one was able to top the following: Jools Holland sits atop my list. It's one thing just being naturally uncool, but Jools Holland tries so desperately to be anything other than the massive spod he so clearly is, it helps propel him past your run of the mill uncool folk like Aled Jones and Matt Baker. I don't know how someone so intimately involved with the music business for so long manages to be as painfully lame as Jools Holland is, but he somehow manages it. Who is your choice and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Don't know how anyone could look past Aha! It's Michael Owen. The least footballery footballer ever, no bad thing, but someone who doesn't swear, is clearly massively socially awkward and doesn't even watch films.  To call him vanilla would be a disservice to anything vanilla. He's plain dry white Happy Shopper bread at best. If his one redeeming feature is he doesn't dress like a pleb it's only because his wife/mum bought and ironed all his clothes for him. Chris Evans is close too though.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 2, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 Chris Evans was in the discussion yesterday as well. We decided against, as however uncool he is (and he is fantastically uncool), it won't be able to top how incredibly annoying he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 2, 2018 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2018 The answer is Eamonn Holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 It's Lembit Opik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Steve Lamacq. The fucker is that boring he manages to suck the fun out of music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 31 minutes ago, PowerButchi said: The answer is Eamonn Holmes. You take that back! Eamonn is a saint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Hamptons Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Can you vote for yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 2 hours ago, PowerButchi said: The answer is Eamonn Holmes. Eamonn Holmes is the narrator of CBeebies show Biggleton. He sings. He's the correct answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCW Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Tim Lovejoy has to be in the running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 1 minute ago, DCW said: Tim Lovejoy has to be in the running. Great shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Carbomb, always Carbomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted December 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2018 Clarkson. He's the epitome of cringe for me. Everything he does seems so incredibly lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Clarkson and Holmes would never profess to having an ounce of cool though. Clarkson even had that running gag that anything he liked was automatically uncool. For me, the most uncool people are the ones who are completely oblivious to their uncoolness. So Evans can drive his vintage cars and hang around with rock stars all he likes he'll always be less cool than a Clarkson or Holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkchopcash Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Gary and Phil Neville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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