Paid Members BomberPat Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 Kwesh and cheese-on. And I love that everyone has a different mental image of what the BIT OF CHEESE-ON voice is, and what the accompanying "cupping imaginary bollocks" dance actually looks like. Like the Bluths all having their own chicken dance. For the record, mine is always in a shit Somerset accent. I don't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, BomberPat said: Kwesh and cheese-on. And I love that everyone has a different mental image of what the BIT OF CHEESE-ON voice is, and what the accompanying "cupping imaginary bollocks" dance actually looks like. Like the Bluths all having their own chicken dance. For the record, mine is always in a shit Somerset accent. I don't know why. "Has anyone in this family actually ever seen cheese on"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 CHEESE-ON, innit. I've found myself annoying the missus by asking in an over-enthusiastic and very shit random northern accent if she wants "CHEESE ON" should toast ever come up. I can't stop it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 I make tea differently now and it's all @Loki's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 21 minutes ago, ColinBollocks said: CHEESE-ON, innit. I've found myself annoying the missus by asking in an over-enthusiastic and very shit random northern accent if she wants "CHEESE ON" should toast ever come up. I can't stop it too. When I found out I was lactose intolerant, I used it as an excuse to do a 3 or 4 Tweet thread purely to build to a BIT OF KWESH punchline. I also do KWESH/CHEESE ON around my brother, and I don't think I've ever explained the story to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitseleh Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 (edited) Tight Asshole O'Neil. I could be minding my own business and remember that little Northern kid who did the overly enthusiastic Smackdown reviews and the unfortunately hilarious YouTube predicted captions and there's no stopping the laughter. Edited October 29, 2018 by pitseleh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, BomberPat said: When I found out I was lactose intolerant, I used it as an excuse to do a 3 or 4 Tweet thread purely to build to a BIT OF KWESH punchline. I also do KWESH/CHEESE ON around my brother, and I don't think I've ever explained the story to him. And you should never do so, ever. Or at least wait a couple of decades - it'll build up his anticipation, and then when you finally tell him, he'll be massively disappointed at the climactic reveal that couldn't possibly ever match up to twenty years of build. Like the Streak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 (edited) Whenever I order a burger, I'm usually reminded of the couple of posters who were adamant that burgers should be no thicker than the depth of a pound coin or something. And I scoff (in between mouthfuls) at how silly they are as I'm struggling with my behemoth of a burger. Edited October 29, 2018 by Accident Prone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Just now, Accident Prone said: Whenever I order a burger, I'm usually reminded of the couple of posters who were adamant that burgers should be no thicker than the depth of a pound coin or something. And I scoff (in between mouthfuls) at how silly they are as I'm struggling with my behemoth of a burger. I hate massive burgers that need fucking scaffolding just to hold them together. So called "smash burgers" are far superior, especially with a bit of CHEESE ON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 Seeing white Dog poo. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 (edited) Yep Cheese On and Kwesh for me too. Although it's in a cockney voice for me for some reason. It's the all time best ever UKFF thing I've seen. Apart from that Ji Sung Park thread Edited October 29, 2018 by Max Power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, BomberPat said: Kwesh and cheese-on. And I love that everyone has a different mental image of what the BIT OF CHEESE-ON voice is, and what the accompanying "cupping imaginary bollocks" dance actually looks like. Like the Bluths all having their own chicken dance. For the record, mine is always in a shit Somerset accent. I don't know why. My kwesh/cheese on accent is Northern, but not to the extreme. I actually feel a bit ashamed about how half hearted last night's cupping bollock dance was. It was barely a dance at all. No leg movement, just the hands. Edited October 29, 2018 by Nostalgia Nonce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 I always picture the leg movement of the cupping bollock dance to be akin to Lindsay Bluth's chicken dance; Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 Close, but not so much of a kick out. I go for just the wide stance and hop from one leg to the other. "Monkey legs" would be a good descriptive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted October 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2018 Yeah, that's actually probably more accurate for how I do it too, if I'm picturing it correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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