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Randy Orton doesn't take cakes in on his birthday. Other wrestlers do but, Randy doesn't eat any of it. So he never brings shit in. Fuck em.

Batista on the other hand will take stuff in, albeit begrudgingly. Dave don't agree with taking food in for your own birthday, especially as he doesn't like eating junk food in the locker room himself. However, he doesn't want to be a miserable bastard so he'll take some goodies in for his colleagues to chow down on.

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X Pac caught a terrible tummy bug that one of his kids brought home from school. Whilst warming up in the hall of the arena he got some horrible stomach cramps and had to run to the nearest toilets which was in the women's dressing room. The problem was he had borrowed The Big Shows jogging bottoms as his had perished earlier due to wear and tear and when running to the loo they fell down. Syxx reached down to pull them up but much to his embarrassment he soiled with such force his poo shot across the dressing room and landed in Sables handbag. The 123 Kid has carried this shame for years, much like he carries his little dog.

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X-pac was a proper dickhead to Michael Hayes on an airplane from England. Kept kicking the back of his chair and mocking his daft barnet.

September 11th 2001 almost brought the USA to its knees. Luckily though, they were able to take inspiration from Vince McMahon getting acquitted of distributing steroids to his wrestlers. This lead to a full recovery.

An anticipated TNA PPV main event between Sting and Jeff Hardy had to be cut short when Jeff Hardy ate too many Jacket Potatoes, leaving him in no condition to perform.

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17 minutes ago, Supremo said:

An anticipated TNA PPV main event between Sting and Jeff Hardy had to be cut short when Jeff Hardy ate too many Jacket Potatoes, leaving him in no condition to perform.

Did he run himself over as well?  Jacket spuds will do that to you.

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Apparently as a nice welcome to the WWE JBL once crept up behind Brian Christopher in the showers in the locker room and washed his back for him. He also used to help the referees in the same way,

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12 hours ago, Carbomb said:

Whenever Greg Valentine's on a bus, he always presses the "Stop" button when he sees someone else about to push it, just to see the disappointment on their face, even when he's not even getting off. The bastard.

As Long as he shouted “Hammer Time” each time he pressed the button

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Randy Orton used to suggestively peel a banana when meeting new writers for the first time in an hilarious rib to make them feel uncomfortable. 

The Clique would fill Lawlers crown to the brim with delicious chocolate cake. Scott Hall had probably bought it in for his birthday.

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A sibling of Hulk Hogan was a fantastic and well renowned crime writer and was always quick and on hand to dish out advice to aspiring writers.  The Hulkster would always pass on the advice he learned whenever discussions were taking place regarding future plot points by fellow scribes.  "That doesn't work for me brother" he would helpfully exclaim to help push on a stalling story.

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7 hours ago, jazzygeofferz said:

Apparently as a nice welcome to the WWE JBL once crept up behind Brian Christopher in the showers in the locker room and washed his back for him. He also used to help the referees in the same way,

"Guys don't do that to guys!"

9 hours ago, Supremo said:

X-pac was a proper dickhead to Michael Hayes on an airplane from England. Kept kicking the back of his chair and mocking his daft barnet.

September 11th 2001 almost brought the USA to its knees. Luckily though, they were able to take inspiration from Vince McMahon getting acquitted of distributing steroids to his wrestlers. This lead to a full recovery.

An anticipated TNA PPV main event between Sting and Jeff Hardy had to be cut short when Jeff Hardy ate too many Jacket Potatoes, leaving him in no condition to perform.

An anticipated TNA PPV main event between Sting and Jeff Hardy actually had to be cut short when Jeff Hardy ate Rockstar Spud, leaving him in no condition to perform.

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