Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2018 Discuss. It's worthy of its own thread. The picture doesn't do it justice, but he's grown it out and has a massive bald patch at the back which he appears to be attempting to sweep over. Yes, it's probably for a film, but I prefer to believe he's having a midlife crisis and will imminently change his entrance music to Born to be Wild while driving a bike to the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2018 Definitely thread worthy. It's dreadful, proper middle management barnet going on right there. He looks like he's about to call Michelle into a disciplinary for being late twice in the space of 6 months and then ramble on about it affecting the team's elasticity. It actually looks like a terrible syrup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2018 Midlife crisis klaxon. Needs to immediately feud with Jericho. Some kind of delusional love triangle story where they're fighting for the affections of someone young and hot like Mandy, who's quite obviously horrified at the thought of being persued by either. Cena insists on showing her his new car and letterman jacket one week, Jericho turns up on his Harley the week after, does she want a ride, he can get her free Fozzy tickets and Sonya can come if she wants, that kind of bullshit. Nikki to throw a wobbler, Cena to insist they were on a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Weezenal Posted October 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2018 WWE is a company not a home, John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted October 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2018 Has a touch of the JBL about it. Ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamTH17 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Cracking bit of method acting from the big man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Big Thatch John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2018 John Cena looks like he's auditioning for a movie where Judge Reinhold is accidentally exposed to gamma radiation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted October 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2018 11 hours ago, Fatty Facesitter said: Has a touch of the JBL about it. Ridiculous. A saw a thumbnail image of the Cena promo from Super Showdown earlier and genuinely thought it was JBL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 12 hours ago, Lorne Malvo said: A saw a thumbnail image of the Cena promo from Super Showdown earlier and genuinely thought it was JBL. Did he go all fat and steal your passport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W35ty Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 He's looking a bit Luger-ish to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Loki Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 He's into his 40s and is thinning at the back.  It might be for a film, but it's just as likely that he's doing what all men in this situation do, decide to grow it out a bit and enjoy his hair while he still has it.  It's the most relatable thing he's done in ages  :P Totally off topic, but it occurred to me that Cena is 41 and it looks like his career is starting to wind down. Hogan was 41 I think when he moved over to WCW to wind down his career and make movies. So I fully expect Cena to turn heel in 2020 and become the biggest star in the sport again for about 5 years.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 7, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, Loki said:  Totally off topic, but it occurred to me that Cena is 41 and it looks like his career is starting to wind down. Hogan was 41 I think when he moved over to WCW to wind down his career and make movies. So I fully expect Cena to turn heel in 2020 and become the biggest star in the sport again for about 5 years. Ric Flair was 42 in the Rumble 92. Just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted October 7, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2018 On 10/6/2018 at 12:21 PM, Weezenal said: WWE is a company not a home, John. Definately one of my pet peeves. Anyone noticed how many times they hammer home that such and such is "back home in the WWE"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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