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How does your daily routine compare to Marky Mark's?


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11 minutes ago, Gus Mears said:

This sounds like an utterly joyless existence. It's just one of those abysmal LinekdIn CEO daily routine posts, but with Mark Wahlberg. 

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I don't think that's the Mark Sloan that posts here.

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17 hours ago, johnnyboy said:

6:00 Alarm

6:35 Flannel around my spuds

7:00 Just get out the door in time to go to work

17:30 Get home

18:00 Eat crisps

20:00 See a Mark Wahlberg film

22:30 Have a fiddle with the Mrs

23:00 Fall asleep face-down in my own dribble

I think that just about covers everything.

Mine is even lazier than that.

06:30: Alarm 

06:31: Have a piss which is often a disturbing colour

06:33: Shower

06:40: Dress

07:00: Head to work just before the Misses gets up.

08:00: Work

16:00 Leave work

17:00 Get home

17:01 Open a can of Irn Bru

17:05 Another Irn Bru

The next steps depend on if I am in a diabetic coma or not:

17:06 Watch Bottom repeatedly on Netflix or Seinfeld on Amazon

19:00 Misses gets home, I cook and we watch her shit TV shows and tell her Holby City is bollocks.

21:30: Go to bed and read a Viz annual

22:00 Read a proper book (at the moment going through the Wilt series)

23:00 Fall asleep thinking, well at least I'm not married to Eva Wilt or Biffa's mum.

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42 minutes ago, westlondonmist said:

Mine is even lazier than that.

06:30: Alarm 

06:31: Have a piss which is often a disturbing colour

I'm calling bollocks here. Unless your phone/clock is situated away from your bed, no one immediately gets up as soon as the alarm goes off. I have mine on my bed stand and I spend at least 20 minutes browsing shit on my phone after I've hit the alarm off.

And yes, I am 100% generalizing here and I am fully prepared for comments of "Well I have kids/a super positive can-do mental attitude".

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If he's getting up at 6:30 to leave the house for 7 no way he's pissing about on his phone for 20min. That is a man who's made the conscious decision to shave every possible second off his morning routine in order to wake up later.

That said I do have to wonder why it takes him twenty minutes to get dressed.

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21 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

If he's getting up at 6:30 to leave the house for 7 no way he's pissing about on his phone for 20min. That is a man who's made the conscious decision to shave every possible second off his morning routine in order to wake up later.

That said I do have to wonder why it takes him twenty minutes to get dressed.

I could not imagine getting up half an hour before I need to leave for work. That to me is called "I'm going to be fucking late".

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