David Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Any time, brosef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 13, 2018 Moderators Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45497348 Â To answer your question PunkStep, it takes him 90min to eat 10 turkey meatballs. They must be fucking huge. No wonder he needs an hour in the cryo chamber after that. Edited September 13, 2018 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) This sounds like an utterly joyless existence. It's just one of those abysmal LinekdIn CEO daily routine posts, but with Mark Wahlberg.  Edited September 13, 2018 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Mine's mostly custard creams and tab hopping, with a few other things spliced in to amp up the joie de vivre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 The golf part is just him going for a walk around his back garden. I assume he keeps those hours because he's always couple of late night Coors away from a Klansman membership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 There is something to be said for getting up really fucking early in the morning though. A lot of successful people do it apparently, and having tried it myself you get far more done in your day than you do if you're a lazy bastard and sleep until 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 13, 2018 Moderators Share Posted September 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: This sounds like an utterly joyless existence. It's just one of those abysmal LinekdIn CEO daily routine posts, but with Mark Wahlberg.  "Fellow LinkedIn superstars". What a fucking dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted September 13, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 13, 2018 11 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: This sounds like an utterly joyless existence. It's just one of those abysmal LinekdIn CEO daily routine posts, but with Mark Wahlberg.  I don't think that's the Mark Sloan that posts here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 He gets up at 2:30am because he has to be in bed by 7:30pm. He has to be in bed by 7:30pm because he has to get up at 2:30am. Fucking hell. Micheal Owen is sipping his mug of boiled water reading that and thinking, "Nice one". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 What a dick, he misses Newsnight and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westlondonmist Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 17 hours ago, johnnyboy said: 6:00 Alarm 6:35 Flannel around my spuds 7:00 Just get out the door in time to go to work 17:30 Get home 18:00 Eat crisps 20:00 See a Mark Wahlberg film 22:30 Have a fiddle with the Mrs 23:00 Fall asleep face-down in my own dribble I think that just about covers everything. Mine is even lazier than that. 06:30: Alarm 06:31: Have a piss which is often a disturbing colour 06:33: Shower 06:40: Dress 07:00: Head to work just before the Misses gets up. 08:00: Work 16:00 Leave work 17:00 Get home 17:01 Open a can of Irn Bru 17:05 Another Irn Bru The next steps depend on if I am in a diabetic coma or not: 17:06 Watch Bottom repeatedly on Netflix or Seinfeld on Amazon 19:00 Misses gets home, I cook and we watch her shit TV shows and tell her Holby City is bollocks. 21:30: Go to bed and read a Viz annual 22:00 Read a proper book (at the moment going through the Wilt series) 23:00 Fall asleep thinking, well at least I'm not married to Eva Wilt or Biffa's mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 42 minutes ago, westlondonmist said: Mine is even lazier than that. 06:30: Alarm 06:31: Have a piss which is often a disturbing colour I'm calling bollocks here. Unless your phone/clock is situated away from your bed, no one immediately gets up as soon as the alarm goes off. I have mine on my bed stand and I spend at least 20 minutes browsing shit on my phone after I've hit the alarm off. And yes, I am 100% generalizing here and I am fully prepared for comments of "Well I have kids/a super positive can-do mental attitude". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 13, 2018 Moderators Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) If he's getting up at 6:30 to leave the house for 7 no way he's pissing about on his phone for 20min. That is a man who's made the conscious decision to shave every possible second off his morning routine in order to wake up later. That said I do have to wonder why it takes him twenty minutes to get dressed. Edited September 13, 2018 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, westlondonmist said:  06:31: Have a piss which is often a disturbing colour 17:01 Open a can of Irn Bru 17:05 Another Irn Bru   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: If he's getting up at 6:30 to leave the house for 7 no way he's pissing about on his phone for 20min. That is a man who's made the conscious decision to shave every possible second off his morning routine in order to wake up later. That said I do have to wonder why it takes him twenty minutes to get dressed. I could not imagine getting up half an hour before I need to leave for work. That to me is called "I'm going to be fucking late". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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