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Fuck Off Kirstie Allsopp


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10 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

The TV presenter, who is mother to sons Oscar Hercules and Bay Atlas

 

If they aren't getting bullied, there is something wrong with the world.

 

Hercules* and Atlas were right bastards to each other in mythology. I assume Kirstie consulted her Ancient Greek before deciding on those middle names.

 

 

 

*actually Heracles but stop it.

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3 minutes ago, HarmonicGenerator said:

*actually Heracles but stop it.

Herakles, according to my book of Greek Myths, what with there being no letter C or something.

See, a nice woman wouldn't call her offspring something so ridiculous.  They'd go for something like Barbara, or Solo, or Atom.  Names of that nature.

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37 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

 

Herakles, according to my book of Greek Myths, what with there being no letter C or something.

See, a nice woman wouldn't call her offspring something so ridiculous.  They'd go for something like Barbara, or Solo, or Atom.  Names of that nature.

Transliteration from Greek has always been a bugger - lots of different conventions. Achilles, for example, should be Akhilles (he's @Chest Rockwell's ancestor), Chiron should be Khiron, Corinth should be Korinth, etc.

Also for the letter upsilon - it's pronounced as both a "u" and a narrow "y", so we've ended up with the word "kubernes" ("helmsman") coming into English as "cybernetic" and "governor" (via the Latin "gubernator").

Anyway, enough of that. Fukc off, Cirstie Allsopp.

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She's a terrible prick isn't she. The iPad story is bad enough, but I still think this is worse:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44353321

Basically, she admits her and her husband fly business class whilst sticking their sons in economy to 'teach them the value of money'. What they actually learnt is that their mother is a cold, distant cunt.

Edit: even Catherine O'Hara felt fully guilty about doing it in Home Alone.

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