Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 10, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 Just look at the state of this. https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/sep/10/kirstie-allsopp-i-smashed-my-kids-ipads-after-they-broke-rules?CMP=twt_gu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 The TV presenter, who is mother to sons Oscar Hercules and Bay Atlas  If they aren't getting bullied, there is something wrong with the world.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 10, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 She's a fucking Tory anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted September 10, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: The TV presenter, who is mother to sons Oscar Hercules and Bay Atlas  If they aren't getting bullied, there is something wrong with the world.  Hercules* and Atlas were right bastards to each other in mythology. I assume Kirstie consulted her Ancient Greek before deciding on those middle names.    *actually Heracles but stop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted September 10, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 Her kids are just a badly remember phonetic alphabet, too. Can't wait for Persephone Cucumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Â 3 minutes ago, HarmonicGenerator said: *actually Heracles but stop it. Herakles, according to my book of Greek Myths, what with there being no letter C or something. See, a nice woman wouldn't call her offspring something so ridiculous. Â They'd go for something like Barbara, or Solo, or Atom. Â Names of that nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted September 10, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 I’d smash her ipad. Oh yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 10, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 Thunderplex is on a quest to bonk the Tory out of conservative hotties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Was the reaction as good/bad as the time that mum shaved her own daughters hair off for bullying a cancer patient? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 10, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 37 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Â Herakles, according to my book of Greek Myths, what with there being no letter C or something. See, a nice woman wouldn't call her offspring something so ridiculous. Â They'd go for something like Barbara, or Solo, or Atom. Â Names of that nature. Transliteration from Greek has always been a bugger - lots of different conventions. Achilles, for example, should be Akhilles (he's @Chest Rockwell's ancestor), Chiron should be Khiron, Corinth should be Korinth, etc. Also for the letter upsilon - it's pronounced as both a "u" and a narrow "y", so we've ended up with the word "kubernes" ("helmsman") coming into English as "cybernetic" and "governor" (via the Latin "gubernator"). Anyway, enough of that. Fukc off, Cirstie Allsopp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted September 10, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 This Quote "In June I smashed my kids' iPads, not in a violent way. I actually banged them on the table leg." Reminded me a bit of this - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted September 10, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 51 minutes ago, Carbomb said: Anyway, enough of that. Fukc off, Cirstie Allsopp. shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 10, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 She's a terrible prick isn't she. The iPad story is bad enough, but I still think this is worse: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44353321 Basically, she admits her and her husband fly business class whilst sticking their sons in economy to 'teach them the value of money'. What they actually learnt is that their mother is a cold, distant cunt. Edit: even Catherine O'Hara felt fully guilty about doing it in Home Alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 10, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 I assume that her kids live in a cardboard box behind their home because they haven't earned the right to live in a house yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted September 10, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Thunderplex is on a quest to bonk the Tory out of conservative hotties. Line ‘em up.  It’s my public duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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