Keith Houchen Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Giver her 50p and a bag of grapes. Â Then be thankful when she dropkicks you full on in the face, as it's a mark of respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 hours ago, BomberPat said: Gonna give Meiko Satomura a bottle of tequila and a copy of the Dandy and see what happens.  2 hours ago, Accident Prone said: You lot are fools. Give her a copy of Topper and Beezer, then she'll be a sure thing.  2 hours ago, Carbomb said: And if you want her to give you the full nasty, a copy of Whizzer & Chips and a bottle of Buckfast. Amateurs. Ring your mate to bring round a bottle of White Lightning then present her this while you wait : Then declare loudly that Thunder Is Here, Lightning Is On Her Way. Yesterday's hero will fight another day. ROCK YOUR LIFE AWAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 5, 2018 If another man approached me like that then I'd definitely be questioning my sexuality. A+++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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