Paid Members Nostalgia Nonce Posted September 3, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 3, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 5:57 PM, Scott Malbranque said: I love a cup of Bourneville of a Friday afternoon in work. Â I've got a tub of Bourneville powder, but no matter what ratio of chocolate to water I put in, I can't seem to get it to taste remotely chocolatey. I have only ever drank two cups of tea. One because someone made it for me and I was too polite to refuse it, and the other was gunpowder tea that I drank out of curiosity. I can drink tea if need be, but I don't like it. Coffee, I can't bare the smell or taste of. Coffee creams, tiramisu, mocha, etc, bleurgg. Coffee the drink is one of the few things that caused me to wretch when I tasted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 10 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: I've got a tub of Bourneville powder, but no matter what ratio of chocolate to water I put in, I can't seem to get it to taste remotely chocolatey. Your best bet might be to use hot milk. That said, your real best bet is to buy actual cocoa. Takes longer to make, but tastes much, much nicer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 As usual, I overdo my intake of coffee hugely. A whole freshly brewed pot in the morning before work and around 10 cups during work. I'm on holiday at the moment in Croatia and only woke up an hour ago and have already had five cups of coffee. Also, I'm immune to caffeine. It doesn't keep me awake whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 4, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 It's almost as if it's a drug of some kind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: I've got a tub of Bourneville powder, but no matter what ratio of chocolate to water I put in, I can't seem to get it to taste remotely chocolatey. Â You need to bring some milk to the boil in a pot (or via microwave), add two to three teaspoons of Bourneville, stir vigorously until it looks like Bovril, Surf. Edited September 4, 2018 by Scott Malbranque Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Silky Kisser Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 (edited) Fuck me, Jobber. A pot in the morning, 10 cups throughout the day and how many litres of cherry Coke?   Edited September 4, 2018 by Silky Kisser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Yeah you gotta mix the proper stuff with hot milk, doesn't it say so on the packet? Over consumption of caffeine will render it useless if you're looking for a kick. It's the reason I used to bounce around after half a can of Monster but now I just get the shits after two cans and nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 43 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: It's almost as if it's a drug of some kind! It's not a drug, it's a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 31 minutes ago, hallicks said: It's not a drug, it's a drink. It's not a drink, it's a way of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 4, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 44 minutes ago, Silky Kisser said: Fuck me, Jobber. A pot in the morning, 10 cups throughout the day and how many litres of cherry Coke? Now we really know why the sea levels are rising - whenever SpursRiot goes for a piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 Spurs, you need to donate your body to science when you go. How anyone combines shitting twice per week with consuming enough coffee to slaughter an elephant is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Scott Malbranque said: Bovril Surf. I don't think blacking up would have helped his wrestling career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018  2 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: I don't think blacking up would have helped his wrestling career. Worked for The Rock in 1997. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted September 4, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Scott Malbranque said: Â Worked for The Rock in 1997. You're mixing him up with Triple H. Easy mistake to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I remember Gollum from The Enemy saying in an interview he doesn't have hot drinks but cup-a-soups don't count because you eat soup. Â He's got a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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