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Michael Owen Is A Boring Twat 2: Never Had A Cuppa


Devon Malcolm

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On 8/29/2018 at 5:57 PM, Scott Malbranque said:

I love a cup of Bourneville of a Friday afternoon in work.
 

I've got a tub of Bourneville powder, but no matter what ratio of chocolate to water I put in, I can't seem to get it to taste remotely chocolatey.

I have only ever drank two cups of tea. One because someone made it for me and I was too polite to refuse it, and the other was gunpowder tea that I drank out of curiosity. I can drink tea if need be, but I don't like it.

Coffee, I can't bare the smell or taste of. Coffee creams, tiramisu, mocha, etc, bleurgg.

Coffee the drink is one of the few things that caused me to wretch when I tasted it.

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10 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

I've got a tub of Bourneville powder, but no matter what ratio of chocolate to water I put in, I can't seem to get it to taste remotely chocolatey.

Your best bet might be to use hot milk.

That said, your real best bet is to buy actual cocoa. Takes longer to make, but tastes much, much nicer.

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As usual, I overdo my intake of coffee hugely. A whole freshly brewed pot in the morning before work and around 10 cups during work. I'm on holiday at the moment in Croatia and only woke up an hour ago and have already had five cups of coffee.

Also, I'm immune to caffeine. It doesn't keep me awake whatsoever.

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11 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

I've got a tub of Bourneville powder, but no matter what ratio of chocolate to water I put in, I can't seem to get it to taste remotely chocolatey.

 

You need to bring some milk to the boil in a pot (or via microwave), add two to three teaspoons of Bourneville, stir vigorously until it looks like Bovril, Surf.

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Yeah you gotta mix the proper stuff with hot milk, doesn't it say so on the packet?

Over consumption of caffeine will render it useless if you're looking for a kick. It's the reason I used to bounce around after half a can of Monster but now I just get the shits after two cans and nothing more.

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44 minutes ago, Silky Kisser said:

Fuck me, Jobber. 

A pot in the morning, 10 cups throughout the day and how many litres of cherry Coke? 

Now we really know why the sea levels are rising - whenever SpursRiot goes for a piss.

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