Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted August 25, 2018 Moderators Share Posted August 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: I think it's pretty unadventurous to have never even tried it tbh. It's not ayahuasca! It's hot brown water which smells unpleasant enough to me that I don't want it in my mouth. It's not even like I'm a picky eater, like those lads in the papers who only eat Wotsits or McCain Microchips, but both are rancid to me on a sensory level. In no way do I wear it like a badge of honour, but if people are reading that Michael Owen article and thinking it's not even possible, I'm going to point out that it totally is. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoney Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Just have a fucking sip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I don't drink tea of coffee now, but I have done. Â Even as a child I had tea. Â If you've never had a cup then how do you know you don't like it? Â Is it the smell? Â Mind, I used to eat loads of cheese as a nipper but now the smell of it makes me wretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted August 25, 2018 Moderators Share Posted August 25, 2018 2 hours ago, gmoney said: Just have a fucking sip! Yeah I'm sure I'll love that stinking brown water that makes me retch when I catch a whiff of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoney Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Â 8 minutes ago, Astro Hollywood said: Yeah I'm sure I'll love that stinking brown water that makes me retch when I catch a whiff of it. Yes, why risk the 10 seconds discomfort it might cause you. Best not try a small amount of one of the most popular drinks in the country, once in entire your lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted August 25, 2018 Moderators Share Posted August 25, 2018 Right after I've fished some turds out of the toilet to have a chew on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted August 25, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Astro Hollywood said: Right after I've fished some turds out of the toilet to have a chew on. You’re doing it wrong, caffeine can act as a laxative, so you should drink the tea / coffee first, then have a shit. Eating the shit afterwards is optional and completely your call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 25, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2018 I must be making tea wrong because mine barely smell of anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Kaz Hayashi said: You’re doing it wrong, caffeine can act as a laxative, so you should drink the tea / coffee first, then have a shit. I like to call them shatalysts. Astro, I think people are just keen to disassociate you from the King of Beige. He's like the opposite of the guy from the dos equis adverts in America. "I don't always have hot drinks... In fact, I never do. Don't get thirsty, my friends." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted August 25, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2018 Tea doesn't really have a smell, does it? Coffee, sure. I could see that somebody might not like the smell of coffee and therefore never have tried it (although as someone who loves coffee, I would say that person is missing out!) But right now I'm thinking of making a cup of tea, just to see what it smells like because I've never considered it and can't right now really imagine it's smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FelatioLips Posted August 25, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2018 I wonder where I fall in this whole Tea saga, being that I think putting milk or sugar in any type of tea is rancid. Herbal and Green Teas are where it's at. Regular tea has to be black and even then it's rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 25, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, FelatioLips said: I wonder where I fall in this whole Tea saga, being that I think putting milk or sugar in any type of tea is rancid. Herbal and Green Teas are where it's at. Regular tea has to be black and even then it's rubbish. You've drunk tea therefore you're not Astro Owen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted August 26, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2018 I love tea but despise coffee and it pains me they are usually paired together just because they are hot drinks. They're not comparable. Tea is a heart warming relaxing hug in a mug of a drink, while coffee is a bitter smelly soup for masochists too scared to do cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted August 26, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2018 @LaGooshI'd upvote that a million times if I could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chunk Posted August 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) Probably done the rounds already but this video of a young Owen taking scoring past a 13 year old kid a little too seriously is priceless. And if you still haven't booked that winter holiday, Owen has your back: Â Edited August 29, 2018 by Chunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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