Paid Members Frankie Crisp 5,401 Posted November 7, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) . Edited November 7, 2019 by Frankie Crisp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Frankie Crisp 5,401 Posted November 7, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 Down in London today seeing clients and one of the girls insisted we go to some supposedly cool and super-nice eat-in chippy as she reckons it’s the best she’s ever had. Told her I’d go along because I have high chippy standards. Obviously, the real reason was because a load of strangers on the internet like to compare photos of their tea. Either way, I was dubious going in but ordered a familiar friend: Honestly, it was delicious. Chips were cooked a little less than I’d have liked and a few more wouldn’t have gone amiss, but the sausages were perfect and the mushy peas were devine. They even did gravy. In London! It may be one of the nicest chi... It was shite. 0/10. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members tiger_rick 11,867 Posted November 7, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 What rare breed was the sausage? Fucking unicorn? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch 3,089 Posted November 7, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) Fucking Victorian Lemonade? Is it owned by Rees Mogg? Actually, looking at the prices, I guess I have answered my own question. Just for clarity's sake, as a near to Londoner, that is not typical of the standards we do get down here. Edited November 7, 2019 by Hannibal Scorch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Chris B 4,492 Posted November 7, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 It's in Mayfair, which lives up to it's Monopoly billing as being super-expensive. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Frankie Crisp 5,401 Posted November 7, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 Hopefully that means the robbing gets will go to jail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Otto Dem Wanz 1,390 Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 Look at the siiiiiiize of that... ham hock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Thunderplex 2,118 Posted November 7, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 Mayfair Classic??. Is that not a wank mag?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch 3,089 Posted November 7, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Thunderplex said: Mayfair Classic??. Is that not a wank mag?? I think I used to smoke them in school Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SuperBacon 7,963 Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Diet Coke??? For shame... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members DEF 840 Posted November 8, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 6 hours ago, SuperBacon said: Diet Coke??? For shame... Don't be too harsh, the sugar tax is probably an extra tenner in that place! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Carbomb 5,518 Posted November 8, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Mayfair is one of those places that, unless people experience it for themselves, they won't believe you when you tell them what a fucked-up place it is. We all know how expensive London is; Mayfair isn't just ultra-expensive, it's virtually designed to attract the super- and ultra-rich, and put off ordinary people from setting foot in there. Horrible place. Even the pigeons look at you like you're trash. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Chris B 4,492 Posted November 8, 2019 Paid Members Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 I was going to say 'Mayfair is the kind of place Jacob Rees-Mogg would live' and then checked and he actually does live in a £5 million pound house in Mayfair. So I think we're outing @Frankie Crisp as a mate of Rees-Mogg's.  Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wordsfromlee 3,231 Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Chris B said: I was going to say 'Mayfair is the kind of place Jacob Rees-Mogg would live' and then checked and he actually does live in a £5 million pound house in Mayfair. So I think we're outing @Frankie Crisp as a mate of Rees-Mogg's. That chippy tea should go in the Torys Are Cunts thread, not here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Merzbow 3,305 Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Pretty sure I know a girl named Misha from Mayfair, she'll look at you like trash and you'll pay her for the pleasure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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