Awards Moderator Onyx2 4,834 Posted February 28, 2020 Author Awards Moderator Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 I'll have chips with no chips please. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronnie 644 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 7 minutes ago, Onyx2 said: I'll have chips with no chips please. Lightweight. I quite fancy chips with chips. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch 2,901 Posted February 28, 2020 Paid Members Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 (edited) I love takeaway menu spelling mistakes. My old local kebab house sold Lucarade and always got mad when we asked for it. What was worse was they never even sold Lucozade Hang on @Onyx2, they sell cheese with or without chips? What the hell do they serve? Edited February 28, 2020 by Hannibal Scorch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SuperBacon 7,502 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Cheese Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Devon Malcolm 13,224 Posted February 28, 2020 Paid Members Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 "I don't want a fresh cod, can I have one that's been sitting out for a couple of days instead?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Frankie Crisp 5,174 Posted February 28, 2020 Paid Members Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Cheese I hope to GOD it's just a Dairylea single with the plastic still on served in a polystyrene box. Fuck you, Thunberg. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch 2,901 Posted February 28, 2020 Paid Members Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 19 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Cheese Yeah but grated, slices, a chunk, triangle, string, wheel... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Awards Moderator Onyx2 4,834 Posted February 28, 2020 Author Awards Moderator Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said: "I don't want a fresh cod, can I have one that's been sitting out for a couple of days instead?" Ha, I didn't even see that. Only the cod is fresh, the plaice has been on the radiator since Gregg Wallace had hair. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Danger 3,248 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 19 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: I hope to GOD it's just a Dairylea single with the plastic still on served in a polystyrene box. Fuck you, Thunberg. Exactly what the kebab house by me used to sell for 10p extra. Well, I doubt it was branded cheese slice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Coconut 1,449 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 This could've gone in many threads but this it where it lives. Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gmoney 4,180 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Brings a tear to the eye that... Japs eye that is, clearly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Devon Malcolm 13,224 Posted March 29, 2020 Paid Members Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 How are we doing for chippy food in the Kung Flu era? I waited 50 minutes last night in the freezing cold for a steak pie, chips and gravy because of selfish cunts on Uber Eats, but obviously worth the wait. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SuperBacon 7,502 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Chippy Tea has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators PowerButchi 7,043 Posted March 29, 2020 Moderators Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, King Coconut said: This could've gone in many threads but this it where it lives.  That ginger produced the best song since California Joey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch 2,901 Posted March 29, 2020 Paid Members Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: How are we doing for chippy food in the Kung Flu era? I waited 50 minutes last night in the freezing cold for a steak pie, chips and gravy because of selfish cunts on Uber Eats, but obviously worth the wait. None open here. All of ours are closed. Couple of takeaways open but they are mainly ones which only delivered anyway. I went out last Monday night, just before the lockdown announcement and got one last one in, though I genuinely thought they would remain open Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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