Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 15, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 I've got a two hour journey from London ahead of me. I'm tired and all I have left to eat is a sharing pack of Pickled Onion Monster Munch. The train is quite busy. I need help with this important decision. Thing is, they fucking hum. I know I would be incredibly annoyed if the person next to me cracked open a pack of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 15, 2018 Moderators Share Posted August 15, 2018 I can't imagine why you wouldn't. The smell, the noise, looking like fat bastard for eating loads of crisps? Fuck it. Release your inner Gangrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 15, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 Just now, Chest Rockwell said: I can't imagine why you wouldn't. They smell atrocious and the train is rammed. Surely train etiquette comes in to it at some point North of cheese and onion flavoured crisps? The Munch is well over that boundary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted August 15, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: Thing is, they fucking hum. I know I would be incredibly annoyed if the person next to me cracked open a pack of these. This should inform your choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 15, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sergio Mendacious said: This should inform your choice. If I die of hunger on the train, I'll be holding you personally responsible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted August 15, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 Just now, Gus Mears said: If I die of hunger on the train, I'll be holding you personally responsible. Go in the bogs and eat them in shame, like a good Englishman. It's what Churchill would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted August 15, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 Ah no, it's the fucking noise of them crips, Stavo! The crunching noise would be cruel and horrific for someone - like myself - with misophonia. Especially in a claustrophobic environment. I once got off a bus - honestly, a fair few stops before I had to - because some swine started eating an Granny Smith beside me. Even if I turned the volume up to THX(tm) levels on my walkman, I could still hear her eating the thing, and I could see her in my peripheral raising the poxy thing to her mouth, so I had to get up and get off the bus. It was a single decker bus, so I had nowhere to go because I was conscious of her doing what she was doing. Awful stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted August 15, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 I say commit to it fully. Open them and offer them out to the people around you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Eating on public transport ain't great at the best of times. Throw in an overcrowded carriage and the pungent aroma that emit from the Munch of Monsters and you've a massive social faux pas on your hands. I'll never forget being on a packed bus years ago and some teenage school boy eating bag after bag after bag of some value cheese and onion crisps for the whole duration I was on the bus. They hummed and the dirty fucker even licked his fingers after each mouthful. He also tipped the crumbs at the bottom into his mouth at the end of each bag. The lad must have rattled through at least 6 or 7 packets. It was obscene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 15, 2018 Moderators Share Posted August 15, 2018 Just now, The Maestro said: He even did tipped the crumbs at the bottom into his mouth at the end of each bag. Umm.. At the risk of Steve Justice-ing myself, is this so wrong? What's bad about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted August 15, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 29 minutes ago, Sergio Mendacious said: Go in the bogs and eat them in shame, like a good Englishman. It's what Churchill would do. Nah, Churchill would proceed systematically, carriage by carriage, and he would destroy the tables, fill up the toilets, blow down the drinks trolley, cut down the great shady curtains, burn the seats and break the will of the public in punitive devastation. Then he would sit among the rubble and devour his big bag snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted August 15, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 @The Maestro Fucking horrifying. See that? That scenario would all buy guarantee my place in the seventh circle of Dante's Inferno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted August 15, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Accident Prone said: Nah, Churchill would proceed systematically, carriage by carriage, and he would destroy the tables, fill up the toilets, blow down the drinks trolley, cut down the great shady curtains, burn the seats and break the will of the public in punitive devastation. Then he would sit among the rubble and devour his big bag snack. I meant the nodding dog, but your point still stands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted August 15, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2018 I'd rather the dog be immortalized on the five pound note than that war criminal. Bloody hell, this has strafed so very far from the original topic in less than 15 posts that it must be a record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Just start politely talking to everyone about wrestling, you'll soon be free to enjoy your snack in an empty carriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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