Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 Moved some tables and chairs at work, now I feel like I've done 2 rounds with Tyson. I say 2 as I reckon I could run away for the entire 1st round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wideload90 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 The students I now teach were born in 2007. It doesn't seem possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightningxlock Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 My stepdaughter recently clued me in on what the word ‘peng’ means. Apparently if you refer to somebody as a ‘peng ting’ it means you find them somewhat easy on the eyes. Sounds like absolute bollocks to me but I guess some of the things I came out with in my teens sounded the same way to my mum and dad. She also listens to somebody by the name of Lil Peep. Sounds like some bargain bin rapper but in fact it’s some Myspace/faux emo/scenehead/tattooed lad who doesn’t even rap. More talk-sings in a really mundane tone. I can’t really say too much as I believe he recently passed away. I’m in that awkward stage where near enough everything she listens to just sounds like a rip off/watered down version of something I used to listen to. I do try and offer suggestions in a non-condescending ‘if you like them, you might like these 'kind’ve way. She probably humours me half the time but she has checked out some stuff I’ve suggested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, lightningxlock said: My stepdaughter recently clued me in on what the word ‘peng’ means. Apparently if you refer to somebody as a ‘peng ting’ it means you find them somewhat easy on the eyes. Sounds like absolute bollocks to me but I guess some of the things I came out with in my teens sounded the same way to my mum and dad. She also listens to somebody by the name of Lil Peep. Sounds like some bargain bin rapper but in fact it’s some Myspace/faux emo/scenehead/tattooed lad who doesn’t even rap. More talk-sings in a really mundane tone. I can’t really say too much as I believe he recently passed away. I’m in that awkward stage where near enough everything she listens to just sounds like a rip off/watered down version of something I used to listen to. I do try and offer suggestions in a non-condescending ‘if you like them, you might like these 'kind’ve way. She probably humours me half the time but she has checked out some stuff I’ve suggested. Fam, even I know what peng means, you ARE getting old. And that's peak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 I only know of Lil Peep because he died of a fentynal overdose that they tried to claim was a Xanax overdose which is almost impossible to die from. Also, I have recently developed a serious Werther's Originals habit, thats how old I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 3 hours ago, lightningxlock said: She also listens to somebody by the name of Lil Peep. Sounds like some bargain bin rapper but in fact it’s some Myspace/faux emo/scenehead/tattooed lad who doesn’t even rap. MySpace?! No wonder you feel old, grandpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I got my first really obvious and difficult to hide nasal hair last week. Is a nasal hair trimmer the only method of dealing with these bastards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 You can use tweezers, but that's bloody horrible and you'll sneeze like a fucker instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I use the flippy bit on my electric razor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted September 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2018 When I sit down or stand up, I have found myself saying “ooooffffff”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted September 5, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2018 8 hours ago, hallicks said: I got my first really obvious and difficult to hide nasal hair last week. Is a nasal hair trimmer the only method of dealing with these bastards? Complete manscaping cunt here, but I swear by Nads. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B009GA5XVG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_Ij4JBbKF79BX7 Left unchecked, I could single handedly support the Hollywood syrup industry so I have to sort it lest I be cast out to a single bed. One box has 4 treatments in and needs doing every other month so a better investment than it looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted September 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 5, 2018 What's wrong with a pair of *click click* Tweezers or pliers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 5, 2018 Moderators Share Posted September 5, 2018 14 hours ago, lightningxlock said: She also listens to somebody by the name of Lil Peep. Sounds like some bargain bin rapper but in fact it’s some Myspace/faux emo/scenehead/tattooed lad who doesn’t even rap. More talk-sings in a really mundane tone. I can’t really say too much as I believe he recently passed away. They're called Soundcloud rappers, and they're pretty much all pretty terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 SoundCloud rappers just have shit face tattoos and mumble indecipherable long bars. Most of which don't even scan properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 5, 2018 55 minutes ago, Silky Kisser said: What's wrong with a pair of *click click* Tweezers or pliers? Pliers? How thick's your hair?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.