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Glenryck Pilchards

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Steve McMahon - Vinces long lost brother, like Homers brother Herbert on The Simpsons. But the roles are reversed here so Vince puts Steve in charge & he gets him to invest all his money in wacky schemes, like his own football league. 

Toni Montana - a Hannah Montana/Tony Montana hybrid gimmick, rules the Women's division with a Iron fist and gets a huge push by supplying "the boys" & Vinny Mac with coke...a-cola...allegedly.

Jimmy Nailz - bodyguard for Toni Montana & has Vince in hiding, or she's lying about that. Ain't no doubt it's plan to see he's a future world champ.

Maine-iac - from Portland, Maine and a reportedly a big Mike Sembello fan. 

"Good" Will Hunting - he's after Saturn for stealing moppy and wants to take out The Genius cause he has the highest IQ. Despite his name he's not into hunting though.

Or, multi-purpose gimmick here...

Goodwill Hunting - buys bits and pieces from Goodwill to make his ring attire. Bought Shawn Michaels fake Intercontinental belt for $2 and calls himself the real Intercontinental champion. Has his own thrift hunter YouTube channel and has heat with Zack Ryder for finding a 2up WWF Hasbro at Goodwill for a dime.

 

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Keeping the name a secret until payment is made, but it's for Bunkhouse Buck's nephew raised by abusive guardians Terry and Dory Jr.

One ticket to hell O.N.O.

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Desperado - a Chuck Norris Walker Texas Ranger type. Hasnt come to his senses yet after falling off his horse riding fences. 

Radio Head - think the Shockmaster but with a giant radio on his head. Might not belong here in the wrestling biz as he's a creep & a weirdo. 

Ham & Egger - two big jacked up dudes (due to their high protein diet) 

Wasp - total heel, spends most of the match harassing the crowd eating their snacks & drinking beer/soft drinks. Only wrestles in the summer though. 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Really Big Shoe said:

Desperado - a Chuck Norris Walker Texas Ranger type. Hasnt come to his senses yet after falling off his horse riding fences. 

Radio Head - think the Shockmaster but with a giant radio on his head. Might not belong here in the wrestling biz as he's a creep & a weirdo. 

Ham & Egger - two big jacked up dudes (due to their high protein diet) 

Wasp - total heel, spends most of the match harassing the crowd eating their snacks & drinking beer/soft drinks. Only wrestles in the summer though. 

How much?

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6 hours ago, Really Big Shoe said:

Radio Head - think the Shockmaster but with a giant radio on his head. Might not belong here in the wrestling biz as he's a creep & a weirdo. 

But the wrestling biz is full of creeps and weirdos. Surely there’s no surprises there.

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