Glenryck Pilchards Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Inspired by Bob Mortimer's cat names for sale on Twitter. Create an usused name for a budding new wrestler with a brief description and a price. Austin Tatious - A flash twat from Bridlington - £10 o.n.o Perry Natal - Creepy fella who hangs around nurseries with his sun preying on yummy mummies with partner issues. - £3 + a bag of pork scratchings and a third hand Razzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Sharon Bott - 50p and a bag of grapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: Sharon Bott - 50p and a bag of grapes. Wonderful. Simply wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 2, 2018 8 hours ago, Glenryck Pilchards said: £3 + a bag of pork scratchings and a third hand Razzle. Half a Curly Wurly and a packet of Love Hearts, and that's me final offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 2, 2018 Kermit the wrestling frog - Sold as seen. No strings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machinegunn Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Saville Gadd - Will accept signed Rolf Harris memorabilia or VHS's copies of London's Burning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThumpSquids Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Phil A’Buster: Never actually gets to wrestle matches, as the pre-match promo goes on too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 2, 2018 For sale: Trainee wrestling boots. Never Worn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 2, 2018 Argentinian super-cop - "The Just" Juan Cornetto. Couple of quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 AAA: smaller than Arn Anderson, nearly as much energy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gordon_The_Gopher Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 2, 2018 Indo Kneesya - Muay Thai warrior of Southeastern Asian decent - doesn't matter how much you offer to pay they will Rupiah off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 2, 2018 Sheikh Yamani - a profligate oil sheikh who flings cash everywhere. Cross between the Iron Sheikh and Ted DiBiase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Tsar Buretor - Russian Emperor and car enthusiast, drives a Lada to the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 2, 2018 Rellik - it's "killer" spelt backwards. -50,000 viewers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Really Big Shoe Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Ray Cyst - blames the "foreigners" when he losses a match, walks to the ring with a copy of the Daily Mail or wearing a MAGA cap depending on location. Doesn't like his matches secretly recorded, brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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