Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 22, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 22, 2019 Plus the big Italian clubs that seem to loan out a hundred players at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 22, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) With the return of Brian Flynn to the Wrexham coaching staff, we also now insist on the return of the greatest mascot of all time. Rockin' Robin. I must have seen him get sent off 3 times at least. The greatest day in Racecourse history is when he got married to fellow robin Tina Turfit and they had a chick named Robinson. He was fucking lethal on his pushbike pissing around the pitch as well. Â Here's an artcle in the independent about the greatest mascot in football history/ Â Quote Name: Rockin' Robin. Club: Wrexham. Appearance: A big, red-breasted bird with a yellow face and brown boots. Â Crime sheet: A trouble-maker from the moment he was hatched, this rampant robin has left damage and destruction wherever he's gone. The Welsh wildman (if that's not tautological) has set off a fire extinguisher before a game, ridden onto the pitch on a bike and tried to run over a linesman (for which he was sent off by the club's managing director) and dug huge divots from the ground with a pitchfork. Among his other acts of skulduggery are poking fun at the linesmen - he waves his own flag when the ball goes out of play - and running onto the pitch waving a pole (another early bath offence). It is to be hoped that marriage to his girlfriend Tina Turfit (Simply the Red Breast) will tame this rascal. Â Edited February 22, 2019 by PowerButchi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 23, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) Now we have Wrex the Dragon who is a child and referee friendly bender who's never taken a JCB made out of cardboard boxes around seats we're getting knocked down, pretended to bum Ian Rush during his terrible season here, or had water thrown at him by Away team substitutes as he'd stand a dog fart away mimicking their warm ups with over exaggerated movements. If YouTube was a thing in 1999 we could have signed Danny Ward and Harry Wilson with the monetisation money we'd have had. So. Mascot memories? Who's the best? (it really is Rockin Robin). Edited February 23, 2019 by PowerButchi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2019 (edited) Please don’t have nightmares     Edited February 24, 2019 by Hannibal Scorch Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Murtz Posted February 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2019 Uniter showed steel. Same unfortunate first half circumstances against PSG but we folded. This took guts. Probably had the better chance of the game and gave them nothing. Should have brought Sanchez on to provide something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted February 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2019 Lovely, that's 3 draws in four for Liverpool in the league. Points to a slide in form at the right time and probably some of the players feeling the heat since City have shown they're going nowhere. 52 minutes ago, Murtz said: Should have brought Sanchez on to provide something... He at least worked hard this game. Yes, he produced absolutely almost nothing of quality going forward, but at least Ole knows Sanchez will at least try and put a shift in now. Sadly, I doubt we'll ever see a quality Sanchez of any consistency at United. As you mentioned, the difference in the players from the way they folded in the PSG game shows some lovely progression. G Nev obviously expected the worst after all those subs and Rashford looking done, but the defence was on point. Fred must be absolute dogshit in training. Ole just doesn't seem interested in giving him a glance. At least McTominay is first team pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2019 Liverpool playing for a point against ten and a half men for about 75 minutes made for terrific entertainment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted February 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said: Liverpool playing for a point against ten and a half men for about 75 minutes made for terrific entertainment! Not as entertaining as the Chelsea goalkeeper giving his manager a massive FUCK YOU when he tried to substitute him. I've never seen a player refuse to be substituted before. Sarri is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2019 Imagine wanting to be manager at Chelsea? What's the point when you'll constantly be undermined by their horrible little shitarse players. They've done it for years, even with their personnel having changed from the Terry/Drogba/Lampard days to today. Kepa hasn't even been there for a year and completely mugs off his own manager. Just goes to show the players don't give a fuck there as they know they hold the cards and the manager will get the chop soon enough. Horrible pricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkchopcash Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 J Lingz getting injured really ruined my day. You have to blame the manager really. Poor ol J Lingz, hopefully he can still Dab down the catwalk whilst injured. Hilarious. Sign of the times when Utd are chuffed to scrape a point at home against Liverpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fox Piss Posted February 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2019 Sarri made a big mistake backing down. I don't know if that was the biggest sign of disrespect or Hazard penalty was. City channeled Liverpool with terrible attacking play today but very nice to get a trophy. Pep Quadiola! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Porkchopcash said: J Lingz getting injured really ruined my day. You have to blame the manager really. Poor ol J Lingz, hopefully he can still Dab down the catwalk whilst injured. Hilarious. Sign of the times when Utd are chuffed to scrape a point at home against Liverpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkchopcash Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 At least he can still move those twig arms.  Poor ol Utd. Thought you would be on twitter trying to troll fellow Utd fans? As you recently said thats your favourite thing to do after a Utd game. You sad man. Rather than enjoy your teams performance you go on twitter and troll your fellow supporters? These issues need addressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted February 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2019 Porkchop taking that result well it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Fox Piss said: Sarri made a big mistake backing down. I don't know what he could've done though, the board went up and everything and he just stayed put. Beyond walking onto the pitch and grabbing him by the ear and dragging him off, he was powerless. And therein lies the problem at Chelsea. Player power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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