Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted June 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 21, 2018 How Soon Is Now? by The Smiths: "You hit me tambourine...who really loves you". I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members waters44 Posted June 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 21, 2018 Re Song 2 - as kids when that first came out we didn't understand any of the lyrics, so just made our own - Wahooooo....I shat myself with ease Wahooooo....I figured it was last nights cheese Wahooooo....I knew I shouldn't have farted.....all of the people ran and darted....out the windowwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Silky Kisser Posted June 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 21, 2018 Pantera: Breathe... Spit... Walk  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PJ Power Posted June 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 21, 2018 Got to be That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain, I was wondering for weeks why radio stations and MTV weren't censoring the bit where she sings "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" until I found out the actual line was "I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bicurious Dad Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Â 1 hour ago, PJ Power said: Got to be That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain, I was wondering for weeks why radio stations and MTV weren't censoring the bit where she sings "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" until I found out the actual line was "I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight". Did ye aye? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guvnor Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 4 hours ago, scratchdj said: Yep, me too. Reassuring to know I wasn't the only one. Another common one was Baby, One More Time. EVERYONE I knew thought she was singing "Show me how you wanna do me". The look she gives to the camera at that point doesn't give you cause to think otherwise either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Timbaland had a song called The Way I Are, or something equally as grammatically Lovecraftian. I am still convinced the bridge has an oft repeated line “You can still touch my nob, it’s free” which is sung by a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted June 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 21, 2018 "Ladies leave your man at home, the party's full of ballers and the cock is full grown" - Destiny's Child, Jumpin' Jumpin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Crowded House-Dont Dream Its Over "Hey now, hey now, don't dream its over, hey now, hey now, when the world comes in, napalm, naaapaaalm" Always puzzled me as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Some cracking posts, lads. A couple more from me. Tay-tay's 'Blank Space', I hear one line as "got along with Starbucks lovers". It's probably right and it's just some hipster reference. Jimi Hendrix 'Purple Haze', "excuse me while I kiss this guy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Soil-Halo "I am Austin and you're my Vince McMahhhhhhhon." Doesn't even sound like Vince McMahon I guess i just really loved wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Steve Justice said: Tay-tay's 'Blank Space', I hear one line as "got along with Starbucks lovers" As my offices resident Swifty, I was questioned about this quite often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted June 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted June 21, 2018 Always love the Never Mind The Buzzcocks’ version of that Whitney Hoston classic: ”Cos I’m shaving off my muff for you...” Although it was only this week I realised Foo Fighters sang “I’m looking to the sky to save me” in Learn To Fly as I always thought it was “I’m looking at the scar of David”. Didn’t even matter that it was nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoney Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 10CC's heart wrenching "I'm Not In Love" with it's spoken work refrain "Stay moist and quiet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 13 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: As my offices resident Swifty, I was questioned about this quite often. So is it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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