Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted November 22, 2018 Moderators Share Posted November 22, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Rob Lowe said: He must be a legit multi-millionaire and he's going to the fucking jungle to eat kangaroo cocks?! If I was a down on my luck celeb i'd be gutted to do Big Brother or Stricty but Get Me Out of Here is the absolute worst. Proper D-list. Did he go broke recently? What is he doing?! I saw a good theory on Twitter that Saturday Night Takeaway's been sullied by Ant's downfall, and as Noel hates the BBC, he might be hoping for a chance to bounce back onto Saturday primetime. If you do well on I'm a Celeb, you've got work for life on ITVs 1 through 4. But by all accounts, the show is way realer than anyone thinks, with lots of contestants assuming they call cut and everyone's ushered into offscreen hotels, whereas they're led silently to trials with bags over their heads like they've been taken by ISIS, legitimately surviving on half a cup of rice a week, and shitting onto each other's disgusting shit into a tiny stinky bog filled with flies. There's strictly no communication with crew, outside of emergencies, so no runners to hurl abuse at, and I'd wager old Noel's in for a shock, no matter how many worms he's been scoffing from the windowbox at Crinkley Bottom. Edited November 22, 2018 by Astro Hollywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I am sure for the majority of contestants that is correct @Astro Hollywood but I was informed a few months ago that it is not always the case. When David Haye was in the jungle he had in his contract that he must eat 2000 calories a day, otherwise it could hamper his career in boxing (lolz I know) as it would take months to get back in ring-shape. So they snook in food for The Hayemaker. If they are willing to give allowances for him, they will do it for others too. I won't say who my source is but lets just say that they are a colleague of a current contestant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted November 22, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Glenryck Pilchards said: I won't say who my source is but lets just say that they are a colleague of a current contestant. Always knew Blobby was a snitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Factotum Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I hope Noel goes all David Van Day and plays the heel. I loved DVD basically exposing what a bunch of arses the others were in there by telling them off camera 'lets have an argument to create drama' and then them moaning to camera about how 'fake' he was. No shit love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted November 22, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2018 Meanwhile; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted November 22, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2018 (edited) Another from Popbitch; Quote Back when the freshly-single Noel Edmonds was enjoying a bit of a career revival with Deal Or No Deal, he realised that he was getting to meet a lot of new (and very telegenic) people as part of his job. Rather than let any of these charming beauties pass him by, Noel would periodically get the phone numbers of contestants that took his fancy so that he could stay in touch. And then send them the killer text: "Date or no date?" --------- Interesting to see Noel telling the tabloids this week that he calls his penis "Mr Happy". That same fact appeared in a Sept 2006 edition of Popbitch. Edited November 22, 2018 by BomberPat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I call mine Mr Blobby but that's more to do with the yellow spots than the shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I bet he's called it The Gunge Tank on more than one occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 22, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2018 29 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: I call mine Mr Blobby but that's more to do with the yellow spots than the shape. So do I, but that's only because it got a house party shut down once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted November 22, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2018 There's 22 boxes and only one question ... how has Noel Edmonds not been arrested by operation yewtree. (c) Kunt and the Gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 State of Noel Edmonds. Comes out doing his stand-up routine, acting like a proper twat, with arms juiced up to the hilt. He has no intention of schlepping it about like a normal contestant, does he? ”it’s not a reef, it’s a garland” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 To be fair to him, and as mad as he is, he's playing up to the character they want him to be. He's even said that he knows it's all going to come back on him in the end, but for now he's just enjoying winding them up in such a way that he expects them to be in on the gag, not taking serious offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Noel vs Barrowman is going to be the hot feud. See how Barrowman bit straight away when Noel told him not to touch himself. I reckon it's going to be one of those scenarios where Noel, Larry Davids the fuck out of him and comes across as a twat but in actual fact it's the public darling who is the twat. Barrowman is this year's Biggins, horrible yet beloved, lazy comparison though it may be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Factotum Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 You need a villain. Who wants people getting on in reality shows. If Noel plays the game right he'll be the much watch thing this year. Barrowman just wont fuck off will he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_1120 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Some of the comments in this thread have had me creased and I was sharing them with my mate who reminded me of an instance ten year or so back at Newcastle airport. Someone we knew spotted Noel strutting through the airport with a lady friend and this lad walked up to Noel to introduce himself and tell him he was a big fan and asked for his autograph to say Noel was ecstatic to be receiving praise infront of his lady friend would not be doing justice to the smug look on his face as he gave the lad an autograph at which point the lad quipped "cheers Jeremy" at which point the lady friend stormed off a head and bitterly sniped "just ignore him Noel he knows exactly who you are." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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