Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted January 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 6, 2018 I can take or leave him for the most part. The only time he ever comes on my telly is when herself is flicking through the stations during a Corrie or Fair City ad break, and he'll pop up on one of the channels I never even knew existed, in Nairobi, making a soup out of various leaves, turmeric, pepper and breast milk while she'll turn to me and say "Ah, isn't he great? He can do anything." I suppose, I can leave him actually. I also really don't like the look of his mouth when he talks. It really annoys me. Looks like he's constantly and enthusiastically reciting the alphabet with a half pack of Opal Fruits in his mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 6, 2018 35 minutes ago, ianmingo said: Fuck meI you lot are miserable bastards. He is trying to stop the young kids from being fat and unhealthy (which most of you lot probably are) You say it's a bad thing. Sounds like jealousy to me. He has got more money than you lot, better career and his wife is better looking than anything you lot have ever sniffed. Let him get on with it guys I've stood six feet from his wife, and I can assure you that many of the women I've sniffed have been better looking than her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 6, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 6, 2018 45 minutes ago, Scott Malbranque said: I also really don't like the look of his mouth when he talks. It really annoys me. Looks like he's constantly and enthusiastically reciting the alphabet with a half pack of Opal Fruits in his mouth. God I thought it was just me that still calls them Opal Fruits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Opal Fruit days! Oh my days! I remember when Snickers used to be called Opal Fruits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 One of my favourite songs growing up was Neneh Cherry’s Buffalo Stance. However when I hear that song now I’m not taken back to fond childhood memories, but I think of the opening credits to Jamie’s Fifteen Minute meals and his gormless mug prancing about like a spastic, throwing pasta round the kitchen, rubbing butter into his flabby tits and burning 50 pound notes in front of dinner ladies. Complete cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted January 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2018 I can never take Jamie Oliver seriously because of Time Trumpet. Every time I see or hear him, this is all I think of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoUseforaUsername Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 On 1/6/2018 at 1:33 PM, Nostalgia Nonce said: He was at Legoland the day I visted. This was before he had any kids, so it was just him and his "Jules". Initially I walked past him without realising it was him, but my attention was grabbed by him making an exaggerated effort to not draw attention to himself. Ha! That's been my experience with minor celebrities too. Wouldn't even notice them only for their dramatic results to avoid detection. You'd almost get the impression they would subconsciously be disappointed if they were ignored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, NoUseforaUsername said: You'd almost get the impression they would subconsciously be disappointed if they were ignored. A poignant moment of self-reflection. Edited January 12, 2018 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 9, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 9, 2018 Try and make it to the end of this thread without hiring a hitman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted May 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted May 9, 2018 I honestly thought it was Jo Brand before realising it was Super Gove. Nonetheless, as infuriating as advertised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Try and make it to the end of this thread without hiring a hitman. But he saved the children when labour were in government, didn’t he? He even manages to pull being a sanctimonious prick when having a cry “They don’t know what I’ve done in the last ten years” - which is what exactly? “and I’m just doing because it feels right” - fuck off Mary Whitehouse Edited May 9, 2018 by WyattSheepMask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted May 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted May 9, 2018 I think me and @Onyx2 are going to struggle to defend this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted May 9, 2018 Moderators Share Posted May 9, 2018 Unsurprising given his previous admission "What I love is that UKIP are stirring it up. Now they have stirred it up they have got my interest and I will listen to them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted May 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted May 9, 2018 Feel bad for him really, he has a good aim but goes about it like a prat. He's fighting a losing battle anyway telling parents how to feed their kids, but I suppose having something like 1/3 of 7-11 year olds being obese is fine too. Good on the parents for standing their ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 He’s going The Full Edmonds. Give it a few months and Jamie FM will be playing all the sugar related songs you can think of and more. (Ps no we don’t need an hilarious punathon of what might be played) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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