Rey_Piste Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 40 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Can I be the gutman? If the guys are over 300 pounds they will be the gutmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted December 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted December 7, 2017 In the spirit of the thing, I've got a fat aunt who could be the ring card girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 They'll need a Big Big John McCarthy as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted December 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted December 7, 2017 Yeah. Or 'Big Mac' John McCarthy. And this must be played during the Pride style fighter parade at the start of the tournament; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted December 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted December 7, 2017 Weird Al's got several fat-related songs - a lot of them on his food-themed album. "Grapefruit Diet" on "Running With Scissors" is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Really Big Shoe Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 So what doctor(s) are going to clear some big obese lads to fight?. Losing weight and getting into shape, great idea. Big dudes fighting and collapsing and risking their health, just craziness. I see the idea it's a US thing but what athletic commission would clear it or gives it the OK?. I actually see someone keeling over because it's too high impact an activity. It's like going from 0 to 100 instead of going from 0 to 1 and building from there. All the best for losing weight but I'd put the fighting on the back burner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted December 8, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted December 8, 2017 To tag on to @Really Big Shoe's concerns, will you be masturbating throughout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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