Keith Houchen 16,947 Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Kaz Hayashi said: When lazy i have my feet flat on the floor and rest my elbows on my legs, seriously need to stop, I managed to give myself a dead leg recently where it turned to complete jelly and I have no feeling/sensation. I’m guessing stop the circulation or something. Yeah I do that, I read something and keep reading, I'm actually curling one off as I type. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi 3,407 Posted October 24, 2017 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Just now, Keith Houchen said: Yeah I do that, I read something and keep reading, I'm actually curling one off as I type. I’m honoured. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators Astro Hollywood 3,409 Posted October 24, 2017 Moderators Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Me when I see there's a new shitting thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators Chest Rockwell 7,358 Posted October 24, 2017 Moderators Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Kaz Hayashi said: When lazy i have my feet flat on the floor and rest my elbows on my legs, seriously need to stop, I managed to give myself a dead leg recently where it turned to complete jelly and I have no feeling/sensation. I’m guessing stop the circulation or something. I feel very self conscious of when I do that at work and come out hobbling because my leg's gone to sleep. Feels like it must be very obvious that I've just been sat in there reading for half an hour. Edited October 24, 2017 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SuperBacon 7,623 Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: I feel very self conscious of when I do that at work and come out hobbling because my leg's gone to sleep. Feels like it must be very obvious that I've just been sat in there reading for half an hour. Absolutely this. My leg goes after 5 minutes! I feel no shame in spending a whole lunch break in there to be honest. I'd much rather be pooing than actually talking to people. One of the greatest days in my old job wasn't when I made a massive placement which meant hitting the quarterly target. It was when we could get wi-fi in the bogs, as previously only one cubicle could reach it. What a day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Abe Mikkel 4 Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 6 hours ago, Astro Hollywood said: Me when I see there's a new shitting thread Might be a wanking thread next Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Thunderplex 1,982 Posted October 24, 2017 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Can’t shit at work.  Have to drive home at dinner time if I don’t have my morning expulsion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keith Houchen 16,947 Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Thunderplex said: Can’t shit at work.  Have to drive home at dinner time if I don’t have my morning expulsion. Fucking hell, shitting at work is paramount on the to do list.  Which may explain why I am currently "Seeking a new challenge" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Thunderplex 1,982 Posted October 24, 2017 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 I know. Â The thought of shitting In works time is highly attractive to me, but in practice it could never happen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thevestofdeanambrose 136 Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 I thought shitting at work was part of everyone's daily routine why shit at home when you can get paid for the pleasure I say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Thunderplex 1,982 Posted October 24, 2017 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 I’d have to go through a full ritual of cleaning the area, covering the seat with paper, removing my trousers so they would not hit the piss riddled floor and find8ng somewhere to hang them, all in a small cubicle.  Not happening I’m afraid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Devon Malcolm 13,468 Posted October 24, 2017 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Where do you work, Stockport bus station? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keith Houchen 16,947 Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 If someone did a shit in Stockport bus station it would be like a breath of fresh air. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze 158 Posted October 24, 2017 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 UKFF Shitting threads are my jam. Deffo trying out the stool/squatting method tomorrow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Thunderplex 1,982 Posted October 24, 2017 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said: Where do you work, Stockport bus station? No, but last time I used Stockport Bus Station many, many years ago I saw a bloke pissing in the shelter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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