The King Of Swing Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 "This is truly what the words main event were meant for" Jessie Ventura on Randy Savage Vs. Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 31, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted August 31, 2017 One that I'll always remember (I initially thought it was Lawler, but someone on here corrected me that it was that guy they had on the first RAW that they didn't keep around long) was when Yokozuna was stepping into the ring: "He's got an ass like an amphitheatre." Â I also remember Lawler having a couple for Santino during their feud, like "Santino is the reason why God gave us a middle finger", and "If Santino wants a friend, he's gonna have to buy a dog". Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sick love song Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 "I hope there are no idiots out there saying they learn how to fall" Â No one tried to sell the realism of a match like JR, he would even try to add stakes to a nothing match by selling it as the winner gets a bigger payday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted August 31, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted August 31, 2017 Dusty: "He gotta BICYCEW" Also, during the WM match between Warrior and HHH, King said along the lines of "... I've got a hot tip that when warrior stood on the scales it said to be continued. He's up to over 400lbs". Honestly, when watching my tape recording before school the next morning I was highly concerned when King said that. It didn't help that me dad was shouting at me because I was going to be late for school and every second I had to wait until warrior eventually appeared following kings statement felt like a fucking hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 8/31/2017 at 8:18 PM, sick love song said: No one tried to sell the realism of a match like JR, he would even try to add stakes to a nothing match by selling it as the winner gets a bigger payday. The commentators today still do that, I forget which show but I've heard it in WWE in the last week or so - I think it was someone justifying a heel cheating. "Nothing wrong with that, get to the pay window!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sick love song Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 hours ago, King Pitcos said: The commentators today still do that, I forget which show but I've heard it in WWE in the last week or so - I think it was someone justifying a heel cheating. "Nothing wrong with that, get to the pay window!" Ah Great stuff! Must have missed that, admittedly I tend to catch up via highlights so i miss large chunks of the match. Glad it's still used as its simple but adds so much more context to a wrestlers actions, I'd probably get a mate to throw talc in my colleagues eyes if it meant getting paid or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted September 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 2, 2017 "Shucky ducky quack quack" - Booker T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Memorable calls at KOTR 98- 'bah Gahd, that killed him' and 'he's broken in half!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 29/08/2017 at 10:36 PM, WyattSheepMask said: The only time I've ever laughed at anything JBL has said on commentary, I think it was from Great American Bash 2007, and for some reason Michael Cole mentions about his wife being Latina, to which JBL fires back with "I'm more amazed that your wifes a woman!". You know he'd had that one on the back burner for ages that's shit, Cole is gay jokes were dime a dozen during that period. Recently brought SvR2007 off amazon for like a quid and the commentary is full of it from Tazz -- IRT JR's "spent more time on the canvas than Rembrandt" I remember that one from Survivors 98 where Duane Gill was Vince's handpicked mystery opponent for Mankind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Really Big Shoe Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 There's one bit from SNME when they talk about the condition of a wrestler/manager (I think its Bobby Heenan) and Gene says "Really who cares...."Â Jesse responds and pushes Mean Gene and says "I CARE!!!"Â Think its on the start of the Best of SNME tape. The interplay between Jesse, Mean Gene and Vince works really well and puts over that Jess has empathy for his buddies like when he always puts over Rick Rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 While gay jokes are shit, unintentionally gay commentary is golden. J.R spouting "The Rock just jerked Helmsley off" from Fully Loaded '99 is a classic example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 "Lita jerkin' Edge off... Â Â Â ...the ladder" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 3, 2017 HHH : "There's a lot of bi things I am, but lingual is not one of 'em." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 4 hours ago, air_raid said: HHH : "There's a lot of bi things I am, but lingual is not one of 'em." I love the "no, no wait! I didn't mean that" once he realised what he'd said too Watching 1998 stuff it's baffling how Trips became such a big deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted September 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 3, 2017 Watching most of 1999 until November I'm amazed they ever pushed him. He was the shits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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