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2 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:

I'm pretty sure that ring's the cause, unless he's got elastic bands stretched to their limit under his shirt. I can't stop looking at them. I want Astro to write a book on them.

I would, but I'd have to write about his dick too. His swollen, purple, just-about-to-split, Cumberland sausage of a dick.

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This is one of the most wryly-funny things that I've read. Ever. It'd be supremely funny if these people's politics weren't in the ascendancy.

I don't understand how someone can hate something so much, yet understand so little of what they hate.

 

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