cobra_gordo Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 My first proper girlfriend once looked at me in horror when the subject of using urinals randomly came up once in conversation. We'd have both been 17 at the time and she genuinely thought that blokes had to stand with their trousers round their ankles when they used one, like giant 5 year olds. It had never dawned on her what the zip or buttons on the front of jeans might be for. Side note, a mate of mine will occasionally do the trousers-round-the-ankles piss in the pub bogs as a power play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted June 4, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 4, 2021 3 hours ago, waters44 said: I convinced my wife that it was so bad because Iāve only got one ball and when Iām asleepĀ it slips down and covers my bumhole, meaning all the air has to come out my mouth. I think sheās a bit suspicious but doesnāt complain as much these days! Hahahaha, that's hilarious. You and Thunderplex should team up and have your own TV show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WyattSheepMask Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 (edited) I mean, thereās just so much to unpack there isnāt there * Why has he obviously oiled himself up?Ā * How tiny is that bath?Ā * He seems to have 3 taps- Hot, Cold andĀ Angel Delight * If Nan was the root of the family tree, thatās a fucking small tree Edited June 6, 2021 by WyattSheepMask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keith Houchen Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted June 7, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 7, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! Ā āThe Simpsonsā¦ā Edited June 7, 2021 by Your Fight Site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Itās the Mars Attacks and the evil Baabaapaapaa looking motherfucker that scared me.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Richard Madeley reminding everyone that he is still the real life Alan Partridge.Ā Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted June 9, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2021 @MonkeeĀ got a similar letter from him, I think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 This one is still my favouriteĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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