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My first proper girlfriend once looked at me in horror when the subject of using urinals randomly came up once in conversation. We'd have both been 17 at the time and she genuinely thought that blokes had to stand with their trousers round their ankles when they used one, like giant 5 year olds. It had never dawned on her what the zip or buttons on the front of jeans might be for.

Side note, a mate of mine will occasionally do the trousers-round-the-ankles piss in the pub bogs as a power play.

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3 hours ago, waters44 said:

I convinced my wife that it was so bad because Iā€™ve only got one ball and when Iā€™m asleepĀ it slips down and covers my bumhole, meaning all the air has to come out my mouth. I think sheā€™s a bit suspicious but doesnā€™t complain as much these days!

Hahahaha, that's hilarious. You and Thunderplex should team up and have your own TV show

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I mean, thereā€™s just so much to unpack there isnā€™t there

* Why has he obviously oiled himself up?Ā 
* How tiny is that bath?Ā 
* He seems to have 3 taps- Hot, Cold andĀ Angel Delight
* If Nan was the root of the family tree, thatā€™s a fucking small tree

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