Keith Houchen Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I had the same image! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted July 6, 2017 Moderators Share Posted July 6, 2017 Thirded tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 6, 2017 Moderators Share Posted July 6, 2017 Yep, ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted July 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 6, 2017 33 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Those bolded words could be removed and I'd still believe it. To be honest, that's actually how I read it, and I wasn't surprised. I mentally inserted a comma, so it read as, "He turned up with all his files, and shit in a plastic bag". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thevestofdeanambrose Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Yep add me the to list, tbh I would think it was more likely Iron Mike would be carrying flies and shit rather than files Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 6, 2017 I read an extra couple of words and pictured him with his flies undone. I can imagine him in these horrible beige stained suit trousers with a busted zip, which fucking stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted July 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 6, 2017 Yeah, dick out and a bag full of shit was how I originally read it. And that didn't even surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted July 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 6, 2017 Imagine being a young French lad, being shown the wonders of the toon such as the Baltic art gallery, the sage music emporium & if interested, Alan Shearers mansion, and then being introduced to Ashley, who continues the sight seeing via, Greggs, the big market, the other Greggs, his carrier bag and the other Greggs. With the contracts being signed in 'best kebab'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 6, 2017 There was that cracking period where you could have gone round Michael Owens' house and watched no films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted July 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 6, 2017 33 minutes ago, Sergio Mendacious said: There was that cracking period where you could have gone round Michael Owens' house and watched no films. Hahaha, to be fair he had a brochure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 What was the advert Owen was in where they overdubbed his one line with John Sachs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Have you guys seen this video of Michael Owen doing a tour of Dubai from a green-screened helicopter? I'm not asking you to watch the whole 10 minutes - you get the gist from the first few minutes - but at least watch from 8:05 - 8:33. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted July 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted July 7, 2017 Of course I meant flies and shit, bloody typos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 12, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 12, 2017 More great news from today, as Mike turned into Ric Flair momentarily. He's now a LIMOUSINE RIDING, JET FLYING, KISS STEALING, POWER-DRINKING, PINT SINKING, MINIMUM-WAGE FAKING, MONEY MAKING, SON OF A GUN Quote Billionaire Sports Direct boss Mike Ashley is a "power-drinking, money-making machine", the High Court heard. The Newcastle United owner has rejected a claim that he owes investment banker Jeffrey Blue £14m for work he did to boost the sports retail chain's share price. Mr Blue claims he was offered a £15m incentive during a night of heavy drinking in 2013, but only got £1m. Lawyers for Mr Ashley told the court Mr Blue was talking "nonsense". During closing legal arguments, Jeffrey Chapman QC, for the claimant, told Mr Justice Leggatt: "Mr Blue has seen Mr Ashley in action over the years, doing business in pubs, hotel bars and casinos. Doing business with enormous success." Mr Chapman said evidence aired suggested Mr Ashley was a "power-drinking, money-making machine". "The deal he entered into with Mr Blue was, like so many of his deals, a brilliant one for Mike Ashley," said Mr Chapman. "Incentivising Mr Blue into working hard to try and double Sport Direct's share price, which is what he did. "Mr Ashley reneged by paying Mr Blue £1m." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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