Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 18, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 18, 2018 Joey Barton going into management is like hearing someone in Titan Towers say "Let's make Nailz a road agent." What dribbler would ever put him in charge of anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted April 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2018 After reading his book, if the lad is half as intelligent as he thinks he is Fleetwood have got the second coming of Pep on their hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 He probably thought he was managing Fleetwood Mac, the silly bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted April 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2018 They've just lost their star playmaker in Lindsey Buckingham, so he'd struggle even there I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, gmoney said: They've just lost their star playmaker in Lindsey Buckingham, so he'd struggle even there I reckon. And drafted in matey from Crowded House as cover. Even Fash FC wouldn't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted April 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2018 That's Ronny Rothenthal replacing Ian Rush if ever I saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted April 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2018 10 hours ago, IANdrewDiceClay said: Joey Barton going into management is like hearing someone in Titan Towers say "Let's make Nailz a road agent." What dribbler would ever put him in charge of anything? Got Paul Merson all over it. We had a dinner a few years ago and Merson was guest speaker. In between sniffing and wiping his nose, he told us a story about how when he was Walsall manager they drew a non-league team in the FA Cup (Googling says it was probably Slough) and he went to scout them. They had a midget in goal and were rubbish. He passed this back to the players and him and then all bet their houses on themselves according to him. Come game day, he reckons they'd brought in a massive keeper on loan and they turned them over. Everyone lost a bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Dude Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: Got Paul Merson all over it. We had a dinner a few years ago and Merson was guest speaker. In between sniffing and wiping his nose, he told us a story about how when he was Walsall manager they drew a non-league team in the FA Cup (Googling says it was probably Slough) and he went to scout them. They had a midget in goal and were rubbish. He passed this back to the players and him and then all bet their houses on themselves according to him. Come game day, he reckons they'd brought in a massive keeper on loan and they turned them over. Everyone lost a bomb. That game was the cup tie selected for Match of the Day highlights that weekend. Slough were ground-sharing with Windsor & Eton at the time so it's possible he went to see the wrong team, or caught Slough's under-18 side by mistake... or actually went to Slough itself and saw a random local pub side. Even if the betting tip was accurate, he's earning a shedload just to tell the story badly and boast about disregarding the rules on gambling. What a ridiculous racket after-dinner speaking is for famously inarticulate ex-pros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said: He probably thought he was managing Fleetwood Mac, the silly bellend. They'll be alright if Stevie Nicks one at the far post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: They'll be alright if Stevie Nicks one at the far post beans on toast. Corrected to represent true Merson likeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted April 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2018 Any cunt who says "Beans on toast" or "Desmond" is an easy mute for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted April 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2018 13 hours ago, IANdrewDiceClay said: Joey Barton going into management is like hearing someone in Titan Towers say "Let's make Nailz a road agent." What dribbler would ever put him in charge of anything? I'm amazed he's doing anything with Clint Hill. Wasn't he one of the 200 Rangers staff who wanted to chin Mr. Barton after that 5-1 game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Mr_Danger said: They'll be alright if Stevie Nicks one at the far post. And we have Tilde Guy for all the transfer Rumours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Tilde Guy was never the same after he passed that second hand news off as his own. The shame of that weighed down like an albatross around his neck. Rhiannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Oh Well, that's what happens when you Don't Stop telling Little Lies. But he is a Man Of The World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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