Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 3, 2017 If an FA Cup game ends 0-0, THUNDERBALL. Goals are widened, and both teams get to field their entire squads. Losing team's manager is fired and is replaced with Ron Atkinson (pictured). Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted April 4, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2017 Of you're offside when the ball is played forward, you're offside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted April 4, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2017 Get three or four commentators. Two just becomes boring after a while. Have one supporting the diving, cheating bastards, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted April 4, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2017 There's no offsides in XFA. With the big rebound boards and no offsides, we can replace the linesmen with Jet from Gladiators waving a flag and jiggling her bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2017 I agree with bAz' idea of heel commentators. Also, the managers should carry canes to trip up the odd player with, and have a Japanese assistant that blows green mist for the first interference, then red mist for the next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted April 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2017 Heel commentators already exist, Chris Sutton tries it, the whole (in his awful boring accent) "They need to sack Ranieri" and other "controversial" statements akin to Roy Keane and Savage just to get " 'ark at him" responses. Generally they come across as dicks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2017 That's 'cos they need funny heel commentators. Proper bastards too, not just tits like Sutton. Bring in Berlusconi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Jimmy Hill was the Vince Russo of football. Â He had so many ideas that some were used, such as three points for a win, and some so out there that at least one has been mentioned in this thread. in other words, give the ghost of Jimmy Hill the book and the comish job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted April 5, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2017 Dig up his skull and let the cup winners slide down his chin as a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I think they used it as the ramp for Mania this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: I think they used it as the ramp for Mania this year. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2017 Jimmy Hill cut me up at a roundabout once, and that was after I had given him very specific directions to prevent that exact scenario occurring. Long chinned bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted April 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2017 Obviously there'll be an XFA Panini album. To make things interesting, collectors will have to register their favourite team at the start of the season. The bit where you can send in to buy the last stickers to complete the set won't be available until the end of the season and you'll only be allowed to buy one sticker for each game your team won during the year. Desperate for that last foily? Well, that final day clash between the 13th and 15th placed teams just became a whole lot more significant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 EA Ultimate Team will read that and roll it out across all UT platforms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members eugenespeed Posted April 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2017 Run Ins. If second is playing third and the winner has the potential to go top, the captain of the team in 1st is allowed to run on and twat the captain of either team with a Dunlop football boot. Also, collars must be worn up. Mandatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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