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The XFA - I want to start a football league like Vince.


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If an FA Cup game ends 0-0, THUNDERBALL. Goals are widened, and both teams get to field their entire squads.

Losing team's manager is fired and is replaced with Ron Atkinson (pictured).

 

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I agree with bAz' idea of heel commentators.

Also, the managers should carry canes to trip up the odd player with, and have a Japanese assistant that blows green mist for the first interference, then red mist for the next.

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Heel commentators already exist, Chris Sutton tries it, the whole (in his awful boring accent) "They need to sack Ranieri" and other "controversial" statements akin to Roy Keane and Savage just to get " 'ark at him" responses.

Generally they come across as dicks! 

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Jimmy Hill was the Vince Russo of football.  He had so many ideas that some were used, such as three points for a win, and some so out there that at least one has been mentioned in this thread.

in other words, give the ghost of Jimmy Hill the book and the comish job.

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Obviously there'll be an XFA Panini album. To make things interesting, collectors will have to register their favourite team at the start of the season. The bit where you can send in to buy the last stickers to complete the set won't be available until the end of the season and you'll only be allowed to buy one sticker for each game your team won during the year. Desperate for that last foily? Well, that final day clash between the 13th and 15th placed teams just became a whole lot more significant.

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Run Ins. If second is playing third and the winner has the potential to go top, the captain of the team in 1st is allowed to run on and twat the captain of either team with a Dunlop football boot. 

Also, collars must be worn up. Mandatory. 

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