Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted March 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 3, 2017 https://ukff.com/topic/137702-work-issue-with-family-member/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 3, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 3, 2017 Ah man. My face hurts now trying to hold in my laughter reading that thread again just now. I legit shed a tear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinQblank Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Met loads of celebs only one who stunk was Dave Lee Travis of tobacco and B.O. This was back in his pomp not the yewtree era. Â Even ones you might assume stink didn't - the Chuckle Brothers, Peter Beardsley etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I met Big Boss Man once and got a photo with him giving me a headlock. He was very sweaty to the point I could feel the damp on his exposed arms and (through his t-shirt) his armpits and chest. So he did stink a bit as a result. Â But I don't want to bury him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 3, 2017 Author Share Posted March 3, 2017 Not a celebrity, but Uncle Zebs jokes stink like a Carbomb suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted March 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 3, 2017 Met loads of celebs only one who stunk was Dave Lee Travis of tobacco and B.O. This was back in his pomp not the yewtree era. Â Even ones you might assume stink didn't - the Chuckle Brothers, Peter Beardsley etc I'd just imagine the Chuckles brothers are nowadays followed around by that musty old folks' home smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 3, 2017 Yeah, coffee breath is rank. Even worse when it's a Carbomb essence of vanilla macciatto fair trade or whatever #EATDIRTY benders have with their falafel hummus queerburger.  STOP GETTING ME WRONG. It's hazelnut essence, and #EATFILTHY.  Not a celebrity, but Uncle Zebs jokes stink like a Carbomb suit.  Doused in Joop, so clearly amazing.      On topic, I reckon Houchen smells like the toilets at the Lakeside immediately after the BDO World Championship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 3, 2017 Author Share Posted March 3, 2017 Accurate. Unlike your arrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I think Keith smells of pussy and lubricant, in relation to him being a bona fide British porn stud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted March 4, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 4, 2017 I've always suspected that Angelina Jolie has terrible halitosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2017 I reckon Martin Clunes probably pongs of B.O. I remember him on an episode of HIGNFY once and he lifted his arms up and his pits were absolutely dripping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted March 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2017 Martin Clunes provably pongs like the inside of a tent. He seems the kind who would go to Millets because he thinks the clothing is stylish. Bet he owns loads of 'sensible' walking shoes which smell like badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted March 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2017 I reckon James Corden smells like his clothes have been drying in the kitchen while his mum was cooking chips in the pan that's had the same Crisp 'n Dry in it since he was mere twinkle in his old man's eye. The fat get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2017 Lena Dunham definitely only bothers with a biannual bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted March 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2017 Probably doesn't shave either, clatty bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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