cobra_gordo Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Brooklyn Brawler. Only ever wants to fight David Beckham's son outside of the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2017 The Sandman would disintegrate at the slightest touch, rendering him unsuitable for anything wrestling related. Â He would, however, bring me a dream (although less formally than expected). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banocref Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Outback Jack would continually lose by forfeit, until he was booked in a Falls Count Anywhere match. Â Scotty Flamingo would wear a kilt and apply rest holds while standing on one leg. Â JBL would be a decent speaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Xavier Woods would be a bald white professor in a wheelchair with a hard-on. Â Big E would be a massive "happy pill". Â Paige would be stuck in a book. Â Giant Baba would be a big Welsh baby. Â Downtown Bruno would be a baccy pack from the inner cities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Nathan Jones would be a Scottish weather reporter with a lisp commenting on the lack of a clear sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2017 Tori would be a right-wing politician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Junkyard Dog would be beaten to death by Jim Ross. I really should read the thread before posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Shawn Michaels would be a tag team with no body hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJSTYLES Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Tori would be a right-wing politician. Â Torrie Wilson would be a right-wing politician who is also a football with a bloodstain as a face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieg1980 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Balls Mahoney would be an Irish pair of testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted February 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2017 Tyson Kidd would be a baby goat with a lisp. Â Scotty Too Hotty would be an extremely sweaty jock. Â Diesel would be able to go for longer but be under pressure from snowflakes to call it a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkchopcash Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The Bushwackers would be Porn Stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted February 10, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2017 Hunter Hears(e)t Helmsley would seek out people to kill for sport and the see them buried...oh wait it's 2003 againt In Yorkshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briefcase Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The Hurricane would be a cartoon about a football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 The Hurricane would be a cartoon about a football team.Or a story about the ongoing tardiness of the Undertakers brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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