Members Arn Anderson's Darb Posted January 19, 2017 Members Share Posted January 19, 2017 Oh Jesus I take my kid to nursery every day and while he's obviously as handsome and manly as me already and most of the kids are normal, there's a three year old girl that comes there that is just frightening. She looks like baby Grinch from the Jim Carey film with a thick monobrow. Probably doesn't help that her dad is about 50 and looks like Fred West in a stained tracksuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 19, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 19, 2017 One of my biggest fears when I had my kids was that they'd come out looking like Iain Dowie. Fortunately they're all as cute as hell, which frankly raises suspicions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Minor annoyance for me at the moment (reading this thread just reminded me) - the 'I just spat tea/coffee/water/beer over my keyboard!' response. Seems anything slightly funny online is followed by a variation of this. Even 'LOL' is preferable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Minor annoyance for me at the moment (reading this thread just reminded me) - the 'I just spat tea/coffee/water/beer over my keyboard!' response. Seems anything slightly funny online is followed by a variation of this. Even 'LOL' is preferable.  What if it's just a factual account of what happened? As someone who recently had to spend 15 minutes cleaning tea from my work keyboard (which is a fucking pain incidentally), I can confirm this does happen on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 20, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 20, 2017 Oh Jesus I take my kid to nursery every day and while he's obviously as handsome and manly as me already and most of the kids are normal, there's a three year old girl that comes there that is just frightening. She looks like baby Grinch from the Jim Carey film with a thick monobrow. Probably doesn't help that her dad is about 50 and looks like Fred West in a stained tracksuit. Â My Grandmother looked like Fred West. Same hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017  Minor annoyance for me at the moment (reading this thread just reminded me) - the 'I just spat tea/coffee/water/beer over my keyboard!' response. Seems anything slightly funny online is followed by a variation of this. Even 'LOL' is preferable.  What if it's just a factual account of what happened? As someone who recently had to spend 15 minutes cleaning tea from my work keyboard (which is a fucking pain incidentally), I can confirm this does happen on occasion.   I'm not doubting it happened. I've done it too. Only once, years back, and I can't even remember what I was laughing at. It was just a little bit of tea on my screen though, so wasn't too bad at all.  It just seems so many funny posts (not just on here, I mean online in general) are followed by it. Or something along the lines of 'I was trying so hard not to laugh at work that my head nearly exploded!' Proper cute answers. It's a right minor annoyance to me.  This should probably go in the adverts thread, but while I'm in here; that fucking We Buy Any Car advert with the woman going 'I value my time more than a few quid!' Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 I spritzed a bit of pee a little reading one of our Billys' posts last year. I was taking creatine at the time, so I was always bursting for a widdle in fairness, but it doesn't take away from the fact he genuinely caused a bit of damp and discomfort in my trolleys because he made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017  Set in Llanelli of all places; 12 miles west of the original location. I mean, what has Llanelli ever given the world? Terry fuckin' Griffiths ...As opposed to Swansea, which has given us... Helen Love!   anyone.... no... just me then? Helen Love are fucking ace, you're all wrong, or maybe just uninformed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 I spritzed a bit of pee a little reading one of our Billys' posts last year. I was taking creatine at the time, so I was always bursting for a widdle in fairness, but it doesn't take away from the fact he genuinely caused a bit of damp and discomfort in my trolleys because he made me laugh. Â Chinny reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Little spritz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCW Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Minor annoyance for me at the moment (reading this thread just reminded me) - the 'I just spat tea/coffee/water/beer over my keyboard!' response. Seems anything slightly funny online is followed by a variation of this. Even 'LOL' is preferable.  Nah an LOL is an instant respect killer for me. Nothing worse than getting it as a reply in a message from someone who you thought wasn't an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 Women are allowed say it though. And emoticons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCW Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Ah yeah, that's a given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted January 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2017 My mate - who's quite the manly builder - would send a text like this: "Wat time u goin out at (smiley emoticon). We start at mine an start as we meen to go on LOL" Incredible, really. Just going through me WhatsApp group he's on and I'll find a doozy and pop it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted January 21, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2017 Cheeky kids. A lot more of the wee bastards about than when Uncle Baz was a lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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