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Gus Mears

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Oh Jesus I take my kid to nursery every day and while he's obviously as handsome and manly as me already and most of the kids are normal, there's a three year old girl that comes there that is just frightening. She looks like baby Grinch from the Jim Carey film with a thick monobrow. Probably doesn't help that her dad is about 50 and looks like Fred West in a stained tracksuit.

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Minor annoyance for me at the moment (reading this thread just reminded me) - the 'I just spat tea/coffee/water/beer over my keyboard!' response. Seems anything slightly funny online is followed by a variation of this. Even 'LOL' is preferable. 

 

What if it's just a factual account of what happened? As someone who recently had to spend 15 minutes cleaning tea from my work keyboard (which is a fucking pain incidentally), I can confirm this does happen on occasion. 

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Oh Jesus I take my kid to nursery every day and while he's obviously as handsome and manly as me already and most of the kids are normal, there's a three year old girl that comes there that is just frightening. She looks like baby Grinch from the Jim Carey film with a thick monobrow. Probably doesn't help that her dad is about 50 and looks like Fred West in a stained tracksuit.

 

My Grandmother looked like Fred West. Same hair.

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Minor annoyance for me at the moment (reading this thread just reminded me) - the 'I just spat tea/coffee/water/beer over my keyboard!' response. Seems anything slightly funny online is followed by a variation of this. Even 'LOL' is preferable. 

 

What if it's just a factual account of what happened? As someone who recently had to spend 15 minutes cleaning tea from my work keyboard (which is a fucking pain incidentally), I can confirm this does happen on occasion. 

 

 

I'm not doubting it happened. I've done it too. Only once, years back, and I can't even remember what I was laughing at. It was just a little bit of tea on my screen though, so wasn't too bad at all.

 

It just seems so many funny posts (not just on here, I mean online in general) are followed by it. Or something along the lines of 'I was trying so hard not to laugh at work that my head nearly exploded!' Proper cute answers. It's a right minor annoyance to me. 

 

This should probably go in the adverts thread, but while I'm in here; that fucking We Buy Any Car advert with the woman going 'I value my time more than a few quid!' Fuck off.

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I spritzed a bit of pee a little reading one of our Billys' posts last year. I was taking creatine at the time, so I was always bursting for a widdle in fairness, but it doesn't take away from the fact he genuinely caused a bit of damp and discomfort in my trolleys because he made me laugh.

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Set in Llanelli of all places; 12 miles west of the original location. I mean, what has Llanelli ever given the world? Terry fuckin' Griffiths ...

As opposed to Swansea, which has given us...

 

Helen Love!

 

 

anyone.... no... just me then? Helen Love are fucking ace, you're all wrong, or maybe just uninformed.

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I spritzed a bit of pee a little reading one of our Billys' posts last year. I was taking creatine at the time, so I was always bursting for a widdle in fairness, but it doesn't take away from the fact he genuinely caused a bit of damp and discomfort in my trolleys because he made me laugh.

 

Chinny reckon.

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Minor annoyance for me at the moment (reading this thread just reminded me) - the 'I just spat tea/coffee/water/beer over my keyboard!' response. Seems anything slightly funny online is followed by a variation of this. Even 'LOL' is preferable. 

 

Nah an LOL is an instant respect killer for me. Nothing worse than getting it as a reply in a message from someone who you thought wasn't an idiot.

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