Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 2, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2016 I never envisioned spending my adulthood performing as one half of 'The 'Arris Twins'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Gus, have the "no slacking" bloke (who is the Chuckle brothers elder brother) tattooed just above your chap, compete with catchphrase, to give you motivation if you're ever putting a poor shift in during lady sex times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2016 My hips are staunchy hetrosexual, so I'm tempted to get the entire cast of Hi-de-Hi tattooed across my bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2016 I'm only 5,6 and have 'gay hips' Â Ah, the lesser known Big Bank Hank verse from Rapper's Delight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 2, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2016 Â Bravo, punkstep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2016 That's the funniest thing I've seen since yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Direct Impact Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 I'm sure I read somewhere recently about a pensioner stripper who looks like the Chuckle Bros and she's making loads of money. Apparently she strips to the Chucklevision theme tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted November 23, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2017 Thought I may as well bump this, right time of the year. Trash in the South West this festive season. Bath has stopped having a Christmas light switch on due to the Council having no money. Chippenham aced it last year with Torvill and Dean, but have downgraded massively to Joe Pasquale for this iteration. Ian Beale is doing the panto in Swindon this year, so I had high hopes, but alas, some random X-Factor reject instead. Any good names? Seem to remember someone lived in Rotheram, which pretty much guaranteed the Chuckle Brothers doing it every year, which sounds top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted November 23, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2017 I like that Swindon's X Factor Reject isn't even the one who lived in Swindon when he finished second years ago. That's spectacular even for them.The The Bath situation is laughable, fairly sure the only time I remember them even rolling out all the bells and whistles for it was when the One Show switched them on live on air, its been dreadful apart from that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted November 23, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2017 That's not entirely fair. We had a confused looking Nicholas Cage doing the lights in Bath one year.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted November 23, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Shy Dad said: Â The Bath situation is laughable, fairly sure the only time I remember them even rolling out all the bells and whistles for it was when the One Show switched them on live on air, its been dreadful apart from that. No way, Bath had Nicolas Cage turn on the Christmas lights a few years ago, it doesn't get any better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted November 23, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2017 At least most places get a real person to turn their lights on. In Barnsley we are treated to Catboy from PJ Masks. And last year we had one of the "Hero Pups." Couldn't even splash out for a real Paw Patrol costume the tight bastards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted November 23, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2017 Manchester's Christmas lights switch on was on November 4th. I'm guessing they held it then so Albert Square was free for the Christmas MArkets AND to tie in the fireworkd display with bonfire night. Pixie Lott was there, the cast of Elf:Â the musical, Shrek: the musical and some DJ bloke I'd never heard of. They also showed a horrifically generic Christmas advert in which Santa endorses Manchester City Council. It was leaps and bounds ahead of Darwen's Christmas lights switch on about 10 years ago when Steve McDonald from off of out of Coronation Street couldn't be bothered to turn up so a youg terminally ill girl got to turn them on, which was nice for her. Was it just a dog that looked like it might have been one of the dogs from Paw Patrol? We've got the youngest nephew a Paw Patrol advent calendar where you get a little toy every day like with those Lego ones they do nowadays. The other 4 have Premier League match attack advents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted November 23, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2017 Newcastle. Joe McElderry. Fuck Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted November 23, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Call me Bellend said: No way, Bath had Nicolas Cage turn on the Christmas lights a few years ago, it doesn't get any better than that. I feel this may have been before I started university in that case (or it be my first year). 2012 onwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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