JakeRobertsParoleOfficer Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 We should start a 'best guts in wrestling' thread. Now Vader, he had an impressive and surprisingly rigid Derby. But I still have a soft spot for Kamala and his jiggly pelvis breast. Plus he gets bonus points for slapping it large. Big Daddy was also an impressive specimen. I bet if you knocked him over he rolled back to his feet like a pasty, swimsuit wearing, Weebl. Â Iron sheik would be up there. We should start a 'best guts in wrestling' thread. Now Vader, he had an impressive and surprisingly rigid Derby. But I still have a soft spot for Kamala and his jiggly pelvis breast. Plus he gets bonus points for slapping it large. Big Daddy was also an impressive specimen. I bet if you knocked him over he rolled back to his feet like a pasty, swimsuit wearing, Weebl. Â Iron sheik would be up there. We should start a 'best guts in wrestling' thread. Now Vader, he had an impressive and surprisingly rigid Derby. But I still have a soft spot for Kamala and his jiggly pelvis breast. Plus he gets bonus points for slapping it large. Big Daddy was also an impressive specimen. I bet if you knocked him over he rolled back to his feet like a pasty, swimsuit wearing, Weebl. Â Iron sheik would be up there. We should start a 'best guts in wrestling' thread. Now Vader, he had an impressive and surprisingly rigid Derby. But I still have a soft spot for Kamala and his jiggly pelvis breast. Plus he gets bonus points for slapping it large. Big Daddy was also an impressive specimen. I bet if you knocked him over he rolled back to his feet like a pasty, swimsuit wearing, Weebl. Â Iron sheik would be up there. We should start a 'best guts in wrestling' thread. Now Vader, he had an impressive and surprisingly rigid Derby. But I still have a soft spot for Kamala and his jiggly pelvis breast. Plus he gets bonus points for slapping it large. Big Daddy was also an impressive specimen. I bet if you knocked him over he rolled back to his feet like a pasty, swimsuit wearing, Weebl. Â Iron sheik would be up there. We should start a 'best guts in wrestling' thread. Now Vader, he had an impressive and surprisingly rigid Derby. But I still have a soft spot for Kamala and his jiggly pelvis breast. Plus he gets bonus points for slapping it large. Big Daddy was also an impressive specimen. I bet if you knocked him over he rolled back to his feet like a pasty, swimsuit wearing, Weebl. Â Iron sheik would be up there. Sorry odd error Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted November 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2016 I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Iron Sheik's gut yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 I put it down to one too many Sheiky Nandos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted November 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2016 Big Show was at his best in about 2006, when he was a cross between a grizzly bear that's been hit by a tranquilizer and someone dying of chronic alcoholism. He looked so fucking ill, it was unreal. I remember him having an absolutely top notch belly boulder at that point. Now that was a man who would have struggled to see his penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2016 Big Show was at his best in about 2006, when he was a cross between a grizzly bear that's been hit by a tranquilizer and someone dying of chronic alcoholism. He looked so fucking ill, it was unreal. I remember him having an absolutely top notch belly boulder at that point. Now that was a man who would have struggled to see his penis. Was it about this time he ducked out off a three-way at one cyber Sunday to have a nap and a chat with the fans at ringside as he was too fucked to keep working? Â I never really noticed how fat he was untill he rocked up all slim getting his nose broken by Mayweather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted November 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2016 Yeah, that's exactly the time. He also featured in a hell in the cell match with the McMahons where Grandpa Vince was playing the workhorse as Show did his dying Blue Whale impression. He was the only person I have ever seen not dying of liver cirrhosis who glowed yellow. He had a six hour piss tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted November 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2016 2006 Big Show was shockingly big wasnt he? The ECW belt looked like one of those novelty rings posted in the photos thread. Look at that belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Take away the singlet and he could be called Big Steve from Dagenham on Boozed Up Brits Abroad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted November 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2016 Looks like Mark Addy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted November 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2016 He has that 'I'm one pie away from death' glint in his eye that Andre had during the last couple of years of his life. I always found Andre at the end the most fascinating form of Andre. Grotesquely fascinating. Those matches in Mexico where he can't actually stand without the ropes, looking all hairy and massive like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 He has that 'I'm one pie away from death' glint in his eye that Andre had during the last couple of years of his life. I always found Andre at the end the most fascinating form of Andre. Grotesquely fascinating. Those matches in Mexico where he can't actually stand without the ropes, looking all hairy and massive like. Â It's like the live version of Unchained Melody by Elvis. Each chord brings him closer to a porcelain death but the big show must go on. It's captivating and shows Elvis at his most brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WeeAl Posted November 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2016 Â He has that 'I'm one pie away from death' glint in his eye that Andre had during the last couple of years of his life. I always found Andre at the end the most fascinating form of Andre. Grotesquely fascinating. Those matches in Mexico where he can't actually stand without the ropes, looking all hairy and massive like. Â It's like the live version of Unchained Melody by Elvis. Each chord brings him closer to a porcelain death but the big show must go on. It's captivating and shows Elvis at his most brilliant. I hadn't seen that before so I went and searched for it there, and it was, without doubt, fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted November 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2016  He has that 'I'm one pie away from death' glint in his eye that Andre had during the last couple of years of his life. I always found Andre at the end the most fascinating form of Andre. Grotesquely fascinating. Those matches in Mexico where he can't actually stand without the ropes, looking all hairy and massive like.It's like the live version of Unchained Melody by Elvis. Each chord brings him closer to a porcelain death but the big show must go on. It's captivating and shows Elvis at his most brilliant. Except Andre's version of Unchained Melody was shitting on his opponent when he went for his sit down splash. And boy was it ever a splash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Â Â He has that 'I'm one pie away from death' glint in his eye that Andre had during the last couple of years of his life. I always found Andre at the end the most fascinating form of Andre. Grotesquely fascinating. Those matches in Mexico where he can't actually stand without the ropes, looking all hairy and massive like. Â It's like the live version of Unchained Melody by Elvis. Each chord brings him closer to a porcelain death but the big show must go on. It's captivating and shows Elvis at his most brilliant. Except Andre's version of Unchained Melody was shitting on his opponent when he went for his sit down splash. And boy was it ever a splash.Less Righteous Brothers, more Shite-eous Brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2016 Take away the singlet and he could be called Big Steve from Dagenham on Boozed Up Brits Abroad. Burger Barry from Booze Britain was my first thought. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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