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Analysing the "Sleaze Thread" a decade later...


Liam O'Rourke

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The beauty with the Sleaze List is the way wrestling is a make-believe world filled with carnies, losers, egotists and leigitmate oddballs. Because of this, you can actually conceive many of these tales being true, even though there's a high possibility they aren't.

I don't know if we're working ourselves here but I like to believe the ones I laugh at the most to be true, so let's consider some of the veracity of some of the more hilarious ones:
 
Zach Gowen and CZW star Z-Barr Doubleteamed some hoe on June 4th after an NWA FL show in St. Petersburg. Z-Barr then proceeded to run around naked.
 
Zach Gowen is a one-legged man, how would this even work in practice? I'd be game to see any video footage like.
 
Brian Pillman was a definite racist.
 
He lived in Kentucky and the Hart Foundation trashed the Nation's dressing room that time... defo true.
 
Owen Hart never drank, so Bret spiked his drink with halcion so he got totally wasted and passed out.
 
Another Hart one, we all know Bret force fed Owen KFC and lager when they went swimming with some surfer blokes, so I can go along with this one as well.
 
Killer Karl Kox has a glass eye. He would secretly remove the eye and put it in his foreskin. When a girl went to go down on him, they got an "eyefull" and left screaming. 
 
Fuck knows who Killer Karl Kox is or whether its true but this is brilliant.
 
The 3PW Promoter Jasmin St. Claire once had sex with 400 men in a day! Shocker!
 
I'm quite sure this is literally impossible.
 
Masa Saito & Ken Patera broke some windows at a McDonald's after hours when they refused them service.
 
For the fast food workers of America I'm glad the 24-hour drive thru existed by the time Big Show got started.
 
Paul Heyman used to get blowjobs behind the ECW parking lot at 3am while writing checks to a line of a few wrestlers. 
 
Nope, never happened - how many cheques did Paul E actually write?
 
Andre The Giant once called Kamala a n****r and Kamala stuck a gun to his face. Andre was nice to Kamala after that.
 
You've seen the way the French treat the blacks and the Arabs in the Banlieue's? Can see this one being legit.
 
Bobby Heenan and Nick Bockwinkle, if they couldn't find anyone they would kind of help each other out with a knob job from time to time.
 
Imagine your grandad masturbating. That's what watching this would be like.
 
I love wrestling.
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The 3PW Promoter Jasmin St. Claire once had sex with 400 men in a day! Shocker!

 

I'm quite sure this is literally impossible.

 

It's true. She broke the record for the world's biggest gangbang in the 90's. I believe each participant got like a three minute pump in before moving on to the next one.

 

I remember seeing it on Sexcetra. The highlight was some asian dude in tighty whiteys was beside himself because "he couldn't cum". I don't blame him to be honest. Being eskimo bros with 399 other dudes on the same day, man.

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Masa Saito & Ken Patera broke some windows at a McDonald's after hours when they refused them service.

 

 

This is 100% true. He went to prison for a bit for it because he assaulted a Police Officer during the incident.

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It's true. She broke the record for the world's biggest gangbang in the 90's. I believe each participant got like a three minute pump in before moving on to the next one.

 

Said record (I think was actually 395 or something) was then obliterated by the Houston 620. Which sounds like Teddy Hart's finish.

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It's true. She broke the record for the world's biggest gangbang in the 90's. I believe each participant got like a three minute pump in before moving on to the next one.

 

 

Said record (I think was actually 395 or something) was then obliterated by the Houston 620. Which sounds like Teddy Hart's finish.

395 fuck sake couldn't they find 5 more cocks

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Apparently after Lawler first arrived in the good old WWF a lot of people disliked him for his general arrogant attitude. Hall, Nash, and Michaels didn't take to this too well, so at one of the Royal Rumbles, Lawler left his crown in the dressing room to do the Rumble. So the Kliq decided to shit in his crown. But apparently this wasn't like a couple of turds in the crown. They apparently filled King's precious crown to the brim with a nice, hearty Kilq shit.

I'm sure this has been corroborated by Lawler, although it wasn't listed as the kliq. If I remember correctly he went tonto at Vince over it.

 

During one of those Nitros where the wrestlers had to stay under the ring the entire show, it was at least Hennig and Scott Norton under the ring. Hennig had to go and of course, he couldn't exactly leave. So, he shit under the ring.

I'm sure Marty Janetty told this on his RF shoot. Perfect took something to give him wind as a rib but mis judged it and had to squirt out a pint of slurry, much to the disgust of others with him.

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The 3PW Promoter Jasmin St. Claire once had sex with 400 men in a day! Shocker!

 

I'm quite sure this is literally impossible.

It's true. She broke the record for the world's biggest gangbang in the 90's. I believe each participant got like a three minute pump in before moving on to the next one.

 

I remember seeing it on Sexcetra. The highlight was some asian dude in tighty whiteys was beside himself because "he couldn't cum". I don't blame him to be honest. Being eskimo bros with 399 other dudes on the same day, man.

 

there's a DVD available if you fancy it:

 

nsfw just in case...

 

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Dont get too carried away, she claims they faked it

 

From her wiki:

"St. Claire is known for her appearance in World's Biggest Gang Bang 2, a 1996 sequel to World's Biggest Gang Bang, in which she is advertised as performing a record-breaking 300 sex acts with 300 men in a 24-hour period. St. Claire later described the video as "among the biggest cons ever pulled off in the porn business," with merely about 30 men "strategically placed and filmed," only ten of whom were actually able to perform sexually on camera."

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Dont get too carried away, she claims they faked it

 

From her wiki:

"St. Claire is known for her appearance in World's Biggest Gang Bang 2, a 1996 sequel to World's Biggest Gang Bang, in which she is advertised as performing a record-breaking 300 sex acts with 300 men in a 24-hour period. St. Claire later described the video as "among the biggest cons ever pulled off in the porn business," with merely about 30 men "strategically placed and filmed," only ten of whom were actually able to perform sexually on camera."

that's disappointing.

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