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Worst wrestling insults you've heard? Ones that make you cringe when you hear them?

 

Larry Z constantly trying to get over "New World Odour" makes me squirm. Wasn't just a one off bungle. He said it all the time and it was shite.

 

DDP's "Hollywood Scum Hogan" was another shit one that never got over. He'd try to get the crowd to chant the "scum" bit in the middle of it but it didn't catch on.

 

Obviously the thread title is an all-time classic naff insult.

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When Hogan went through that stage in the mid 90's when he called Giant, the "Big Stinky Giant" constantly. Especially as Show had a superb head of hair of hair at that point that looked like it smelled of Herbal Essences.

 

"Mr Ziggles" Utter turgid arse coming from Captain Cuckold himself, John Morrison.

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I wanted to stab Jericho when he kept saying Rooty Tooty Booty, boy has he come through it though.

Wasn't the idea with that to make the fans dislike him though?

 

Cena calling Punk 'Cm Sucks' was pretty bad. Also Ambrose calling Rollins 'Justin Bieber'.

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After the Edge vs Angle Hair vs Hair match, Edge came out on the next show and tried getting everyone chanting "You're Bold" instead of "You Suck" during his entrance music. No one gave a shit, no one tried to join in and it made Edge look like a pleb.

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After the Edge vs Angle Hair vs Hair match, Edge came out on the next show and tried getting everyone chanting "You're Bold" instead of "You Suck" during his entrance music. No one gave a shit, no one tried to join in and it made Edge look like a pleb.

 

I remember this, as much as I loved Edge & Christian, Edge got some shit reactions with his shit insults most of the time (when doing it alone), like that kid in school who tries to be funny but is just annoying. 

 

I let him off though as I loved his entrance and MITB cash in. 

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Hogan was the king of the lame insults. Will never forget his promo on Nitro hyping the Hollywood Hogan Vs. Ric Flair match on the Clash, making a big deal about his new name for Ric Flair, which ended up being "the stupid little man". Something about his delivery makes it so much more spectacularly shite.

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Austin's (and subsequently JR's) 'CLB' for Christian wound me up something fierce. It's annoying and shite as it is, but it's worse when you're 18 in 2003 and Christian is da best worker and Austin is burying the entire Raw roster 12 foot underground. Hindsight shows it was the verbal compromise for Vince's obsession with thinking Christian was just a bit...off. We got CLB farted out instead of his face being blurred, basically.

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Immediately thought of Mr.Ziggles, but our Stavo beat me to it.

I thought HHH calling CM Punk 'Skinny Fat' was great but my mate thought it was cringeworthy and so did a lot of other people, so that was a rather polarising one. Polarizing. s or z.

A lot of Cenas insults about Vinces breath were the pox. Like "Dragon Breath" and something to do with eating Barneys nappies. I love Cena but he can be the absolute shits at times like that.

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A lot of stuff Shane McMahon comes out with is cringeworthy. The Big Show one especially and he did it quite recently some 15 years later too. 

 

Also the Roman Reigns 'Jack and Beanstalk is horrific' .

 

'Which way did he go?!' was a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine and my 'only-into-it-during-the-attitude-era' mates, admittedly.

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