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Gus Mears

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My cat hates this heat more than the lot of us put together. I actually feel quite bad for him.

Yeah, I've got a saggy pussy too. He's 19 and a long haired one, so this has got to be a right mare for him. Just splayed out on the floor sleeping, poor sod.

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My cat hates this heat more than the lot of us put together. I actually feel quite bad for him. He's just slumped around looking like he's in a K hole with this absurd vinegar stroke expression.

my cat aint a fan either, he spreads out in front of the fan all day with his nuts on show bless him.

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I can safely say my bollocks have never smelled of cheese before. I'm a scrawny runt though, so I don't sweat that much, apart from my palms and feet. Now you all you know my sweating habits you can get on with your day! I have to admit I can't resist a sticky lady. On a day like this there is a lot of them.

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Yeah, today was much better. Sunny and warm but with the added bonus of being able to breathe and not having to unstick my bollocks from my leg every 5 minutes.*

 

Please send it my way if it does! I work in Erdington and it was looking stormy there around 11ish but we didn't get a drop.

Small world. My sister lives in Erdington and I was there yesterday. Complete with Betty Swollocks and a bright pink neck and shoulders. I was fucking frying. My pale skin isn't meant for that kind of heat.

 

* I swear I typed that before I read Ralphy's post. Nice to know it's not just me.

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 I have to admit I can't resist a sticky lady.

I can. I have a weird brain thing with that. Sex sweat is totally fine because it's earned as the product of lust or going at it or whatever but any other sort of sweat I find a massive turn off to the point where sex on legs could jog pass me but I'd find it a bit gross because she's covered in a shiny veneer of jogger sweat.

 

It's daft, I freely admit.

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I sweat like fuck. I've always been the same and I hate it. It absolutely pisses out of me on even a normal warm day. So yesterday I must've lost enough sweat to fill a jacuzzi. Lovely. I've been in the shower constantly because I'm paranoid I'll stink.

 

Can't really moan though, we only really have a few days a year of the really sweltering heat. If the whole of summer was like today's been I'd love it.

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