Keith Houchen Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Â Fact is they all just need to jew off and stop being so bloody black about it. Genuine belly laughs to that. Is that a quote from a TV show or something? Yeah. I remember Simon Amstell saying it on Buzzcocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 The mighty Simon Amstell and NMTB I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Good stuff. Â There's a guy at my work, not a bad or malicious bone in his body, but from that generation that uses the term 'coloureds' when referring to black people. Anyway, he said it the other day and another guy piped up 'You can't call them coloureds anymore Rob. The politically correct term is "racially challenged"'. Â Absolutely killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 17, 2016 I always bring this up whenever this sort of thing kicks off because to this very day it blows my mind that these words would escape someone's lips, but I once sat on a bus behind two women, one of whom said to the other "I'm not being racist, but don't all black people smell like leather". Â In a similar case, a couple much like the guy Steve describes above, ignorant and out of touch as opposed to outright nasty, were trying to explain to me which one of our several black players they were referring to when madam uttered the phrase "you know, the REALLY black one. Like a gorilla". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted June 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 17, 2016 So the Asians in Britain aren't British? News to me mate; that's what it says on my passport. That's because your'e of of the good ones, not the bad ones who have 150 children just so they can use the child allowance to buy a council estate so poor white people cant get a house. Fucking turban wearing mussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 The politically incorrect version of this, aka what THEY don't want you to hear goes "Me me mum and me dad and me gran were beatin' up a coon': Â Â Share this if you have the guts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 17, 2016 Moderators Share Posted June 17, 2016 He's not even English, Keith Allen. He's a dirty coal mining sheep shagger. And his daughter's stepped out with a darkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Not arsed Butch, he crafted this gem: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Some of the replies on here have just made me piss myself with laughter. Thank you one and all...White British repliers only obvs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted June 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 18, 2016 My mum call the washing 'coloureds'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted June 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 18, 2016 He's not even English, Keith Allen. He's a dirty coal mining sheep shagger. And his daughter's stepped out with a darkie.Can you stop stealing our good and proper English names like Keith, David and Gareth and stick to your funny Welsh ones like Aneurin, Barry and Aberystwyth? You'll be burning our holiday cottages again at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 18, 2016 Moderators Share Posted June 18, 2016  He's not even English, Keith Allen. He's a dirty coal mining sheep shagger. And his daughter's stepped out with a darkie.  proper English names like Keith, David and Gareth  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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