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What would a Heroes of Wrestling PPV look like in 2016?


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HeadBangers vs Mean Street Posse

 

Stevie Ray, Buff Bagwell and Virgil (nWo) vs Rikishi and Too Cool

 

Hardcore 4way

 

Tommy Dreamer vs Hardcore Holly vs Bart Gunn vs Raven

 

Gorgeous George appearence/ Ring Announcer or something

 

Perry Saturn with Moppy vs Gangrel 

 

SID squash on cruisers (lash laroux, super calo, lizmark or whoever) or bWo

 

Kaentia vs Godfather and Ron Simmons 'NOD'

 

Main Event 

 

Scott Steiner vs Billy Gunn 

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Trying to think if there's anyone from the 80's WWF era who could still work a semi-decent match. Only the Honky Tonk Man, Greg Valentine (?), Brutus Beefcake, Road Warrior Animal, Jim Duggan, Jake Roberts and maybe Tito Santana (?) immediately spring to mind.

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You need to have someone a bit incongruous on the show - the Julio Fantastico slot.

 

Someone who is not of the 'era' primarily represented, way younger than the average age of the talent, has a TINY bit of TV exposure (ideally as a jobber), and is a SUPREME worker at least in comparison to the current state of the others on the card.

 

Any suggestions? No-one who has jobbed on WWE's c-shows in the last few years springs to mind.

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The Mamalukes & Tony Marinara VS The Mean Street Posse

Essa Rios VS Juventud Guerrera

The Headbangers VS The Insane Clown Posse

Gangrel VS Vampiro

NO DQ MAIN EVENT : Bobcore & D'Lo VS The Harris Boys

 

The opening match has a "Winners appoint a GM" stip hanging over it which is an excuse for a dirt-cheap indy bullshit exchange of promos where the Posse hint that if they win, Shane will be the GM for the evening. Nobody buys it, obviously. The Mamalukes win and reveal Disco Inferno is going to be GM for the night, OBVIOUSLY. He declares he has ultimate say-so over who appears and doesn't and that (the previously advertised for this show) Buff Bagwell is now BANNED FROM THE BUILDING (oh noes!) !!!111

 

The main event is a meandering brawl in which, after a nonsensical ref bump (yes, in a no-DQ match) Disco gets involved trying to help the Harrisi win. The BANNED(!) Buff shows up, and in his only contribution to the show, chases Disco off allowing Sparky and D'Lo to win. After the match Buffy gets on the mic and says, to the crowd's delight, "Well, you didn't get Sting, and you didn't get Goldberg, but you got Buff, and I'm the stuff."

 

I'm out.

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