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Been one of the longest days I've ever known, so much so that I took to winding the other half up as much as possible. Took it a bit too far, came outside and she's locked me out. All the windows are closed.

Currently looking for a tree to sit down next to so I can record an apology. 

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Been walking the last few days after being unable to leave the house for 9 weeks. 

Just did a 10 mile walk through the fields and countryside so I could pop and see my Da and clear my head. 

Nearly got chased by cows. 

Good walk though. 

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11 minutes ago, Shy Dad said:

Been walking the last few days after being unable to leave the house for 9 weeks. 

Just did a 10 mile walk through the fields and countryside so I could pop and see my Da and clear my head. 

Nearly got chased by cows. 

Good walk though. 

Alright Ralphy...

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I wasn't in Denim at least.

I did live in Walsall for a year though, so maybe its something in the water there.

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2 minutes ago, Shy Dad said:

I wasn't in Denim at least.

I did live in Walsall for a year though, so maybe its something in the water there.

Did they still have the illuminations then?

I used to love them, it was the only reason to go to Walsall.

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Honestly I wouldn't know, I worked 8-5 during the week at school and then either stayed in the SU or went to Yates. Weekends I went to Wolves or Birm so never actually went around the main areas.

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I've found what I think is a grass snake egg in a pile of old grass cuttings I'd been using to ridge up my potatoes. 

I've only found one, is there likely to be more? The one I found I put back and covered it straight away, but is it likely to still be OK until it hatches having distributed it? 

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16 minutes ago, Tommy! said:

I've found what I think is a grass snake egg in a pile of old grass cuttings I'd been using to ridge up my potatoes. 

I've only found one, is there likely to be more? The one I found I put back and covered it straight away, but is it likely to still be OK until it hatches having distributed it? 

Very likely to be more. I get them fairly often and usually there are a dozen plus. The chickens invariably find them though.

I can't see the issue with you briefly touching it 

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What the fuck is going on with the cows? The ones round my way must be cowards, part like the red sea when you walk through them.

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They put the cow into cowards amirite?

(Bring Back Downvotes)

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My 8yo son just shouted to me 'there are two things you can do about it- nothing and like it!'

He's going to start charging me £40 per month for a wristband next, isn't he?

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