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21 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Just eaten a whole KWESH that’s two days out of date. Very unlikely but if it ends up killing me (my stomach is bubbling like fuck), I would like to think it’s the most UKFF way to die.

Make sure to sit on the porcelain rather than the toilet seat as you shit yourself to death for extra points.

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22 minutes ago, Chris B said:

Make sure to sit on the porcelain rather than the toilet seat as you shit yourself to death for extra points.

Holding a “I sell terrier meat to Ji Sung Park” sign

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Who knows what a VSCO Girl is? My 10yo now claims she is one.

It's a fashion/youth subculture that has gained traction this year. Very laid-back Californian vibe about the movement- eco friendly, wear overgrown t-shirts, low maintenance hair and makeup, surfing jewellery etc. I'm expected to spend £30 on a Hydro Flask water bottle for xmas (will I fuck) because that's what VSCO girls use. I bet Merzbow knows. 

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I know only because I read a post about a month or two back on Reddit where someone said their daughter announced that they were one but they didn't know what it was.

In terms of things kids could be into it could be much worse!

I think you know what you need to do.. Get her a shit knock off water bottle and let her get ripped for it at school.

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I was watching one of them Twitch stream things of The CheapShow, Eli was making cheese on toast so I obviously typed "cheese on!?" into the chat, only to have him read it and say "THAT'S RIGHT! CHEESE ON" in the exact way I'd imagined it being said.

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I fucking knew you'd know!!

29 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

In terms of things kids could be into it could be much worse!

Yep absolutely. Much more palatable than the majority of Instagram idols. 

29 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

I think you know what you need to do.. Get her a shit knock off water bottle and let her get ripped for it at school.

I think it's only fair that I do. Share the pain I suffered from wearing Hi-Tec whilst the rest of my class was rocking Reebok Pumps.

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56 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

I think it's only fair that I do. Share the pain I suffered from wearing Hi-Tec whilst the rest of my class was rocking Reebok Pumps.

For me it was either Hi-Tec or Gola instead of Nike Air.

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2 hours ago, PunkStep said:

Who knows what a VSCO Girl is? My 10yo now claims she is one.

It's a fashion/youth subculture that has gained traction this year. Very laid-back Californian vibe about the movement- eco friendly, wear overgrown t-shirts, low maintenance hair and makeup, surfing jewellery etc. I'm expected to spend £30 on a Hydro Flask water bottle for xmas (will I fuck) because that's what VSCO girls use. I bet Merzbow knows. 

Oh you have one as well? Bet she’s a fucking gooner like mine and all...

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19 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

Wait, why would I know?

Because you are one of the cool kids on here who knows youth culture. The rest of us just Buscemi it. 

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@MerzbowBecause you're a hippety hipster and thus more likely to know about trends.

19 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Oh you have one as well? Bet she’s a fucking gooner like mine and all...

Nope. I have the same problem as you. Although she claims she 'likes Arsenal and Spurs' which is the footballing equivalent of a spoiled ballot. 

Does yours say 'Tsktsktsk, a lot?

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Ah! It's one I didn't know although looking it up on wikipedia and I've seen the style before, seems to be linked to that "e-girl" malarkey and the weird emo/mosher/nu-metal revival.

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4 hours ago, PunkStep said:

Who knows what a VSCO Girl is? My 10yo now claims she is one.

It's a fashion/youth subculture that has gained traction this year. Very laid-back Californian vibe about the movement- eco friendly, wear overgrown t-shirts, low maintenance hair and makeup, surfing jewellery etc. I'm expected to spend £30 on a Hydro Flask water bottle for xmas (will I fuck) because that's what VSCO girls use. I bet Merzbow knows.

So basically, this...

 

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1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

Because you are one of the cool kids on here who knows youth culture. The rest of us just Buscemi it. 

And I oop-

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