Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 31, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 31, 2019 2 hours ago, John Matrix said: I'm gonna get kneecapped, aren't i I once went onto a pub in a small town just south of Dublin and was watched with some interest as I ordered at the bar. Upon getting my drink an old lad at the bar said rather loudly to the chap next to him "I tell you who had the right idea, Gerry fuckin Adams". I've not drunk a pint so quick in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted June 14, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted June 14, 2019 Wasn’t able to go for a poo in the pub just now, because John Power from Cast/The Las blocked it. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted June 15, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 15, 2019 Come on! There's at least two other specific threads this could have gone in. File this story under celebrity spotting or shitting talk please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Perhaps we could stretch to a Celebrity Shitting thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted June 15, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted June 15, 2019 'All you need is CACTUS do do do do doooooo All you need is CACTUS do do do do doooooo' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted June 15, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted June 15, 2019 11 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: Wasn’t able to go for a poo in the pub just now, because John Power from Cast/The Las blocked it. Cheers. Mother Nature called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted June 15, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted June 15, 2019 Had a mouthful of Super Noodles and felt a sneeze coming on. I kept my mouth clamped shut so that I didn't spit bits everywhere. Somehow they went up into the back of my nasal cavity. I can now see what the universe is made from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Picture the scene: Lovely Saturday afternoon out on my own while the missus is at her pal’s birthday do. Sipping a cheeky pint of Moretti in my local, sitting outside, it’s fuckin bliss especially as I’m the only person here (there’s a setup of four tables outside). Woman and man approach boozer, nothing wrong with that of course - only they go in and order drinks then come back outside. Again, no issue yet, until they decide to sit on the table right next to me and squash right beside me. There are two other tables completely free!  I don’t want to hear your conversation, I don’t want to hear your dog bark and sneeze, nor do I appreciate the fumes from your carcinogenic leaves being blown in my face as soon as you sit down. Fuck this, me and my Lapsed Fan podcast are going the chippy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Anyone describing it as a cheeky pint deserves to have their afternoon ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted June 15, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Keith Houchen said: Anyone describing it as a cheeky pint deserves to have their afternoon ruined. I am a bit more generous; I only lost sympathy at 'carcinogenic leaves'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: I am a bit more generous; I only lost sympathy at 'carcinogenic leaves'. Might ask for them next time I need some fags. Will report back on how the Morrisons staff react. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 I'm six months sober today. Been the best six months of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted June 17, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted June 17, 2019 Congratulations @Undefeated Steak. Keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted June 17, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted June 17, 2019 Baby shit in frying pan.  Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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