Paid Members Monkee Posted March 29, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 29, 2017 I'm currently in the pub listening to drunk Dave on a rant to someone about Brexit saying it's a good thing because we're losing soldiers to the war in Europe. That raging war currently happening in Europe... Oh and now he's saying he went to a mixed race school so he's not racist. There were "muslims and pakis" there so he's not racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted March 29, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 29, 2017 Shush, Monkee. It's time to come together and make a success of Brexit. Great Leader May has instructed us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted March 29, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 29, 2017 I'm not getting involved in the conversation. I'm sitting at the other end of the bar away from him. He's ranting. He moved on to religion and now he's onto boxing. He's talking about Chris EubankS and no-one's correcting him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 The best way to diffuse any racist jokes is to have a puzzled look on your face and say "I don't get it", then let them try to explain it whilst not being racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted March 29, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 29, 2017 He tried to talk to me about F1 and Hamilton-Rosberg. I can't stand Hamilton and he asked me if it was because he's black... I walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted April 3, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 3, 2017 Staving off post-WrestleMania fatigue, I started looking at odd UKFF stats. You wouldn't know it, but we're all SEO masters. By constantly bringing up regional ITV programmes from the 80s and local weather people we're a magnet for obscure search phrases on the Internet. Check out the top 100 search terms driving traffic to UKFF.com: Spoiler ukff julie reinger where is she 2016 why does noddy have a bell on his hat why does noddy wear a hat with a bell on it julie reinger 2016 wrestlexpress wrestling forum uk meaning of stylin and profilin london film and comic con paige wwe jim the anvil stories wrestling uk appearances toothbrush companies wwe ukff top 50 2016 royal mail next day delivery 5 star wrestling noddy joke hat with bell lex luger lena headey zora suleman kate lawler richard herring emergency questions wwe theme team names damon wayans graham taylor new chelsea stadium phil norman gladiators kongo kev christie brinkley 1980s uk wrestling convention el generico crw itv wrestling newcastle 29 march 2017 academy rabbids wink collins wwf steven caulker sanjay bagga dinner for one walking dead rene dupree teeth rene dupree vs undertaker thunderverse tew sabu v dirt bike kid cex ipswich julier reinger always believe ultimate warrior jackie stallone 2016 star wars sand monster rick rude uk wrestling forum tears of joy positive quotes samson wrestler harvey westmoreland edf game ps4 super porky bushwackers wwe jim cornette hates what time is it in new york bwe wrestling uk thea trinidad goldberg universal soldier where can i cash a dvla cheque cat chirping fweal angela rayner aspirin nose bleed blood not clotting toys r us millennium falcon extraordinaire strawb wrestling term traps caerphilly mountain snack bar define recuse natalie knepp sexy sarah scott chris ridgeway toni storm philip pope alkaline trio remember when i said i love you princess kimberlee vandal savage london olympia exoplanet discovery anna sentina vanquished the world braun strowman brian conley on twitter jenna jamison 2017 what do u have with christmas pudding kevin federline ric waller julie reinger news man united wwf no mercy bug chinese new year 2017 ricki starling ipswich esta matt taylor bristol city tony schiavone gina yashere jim neidhart any good android night mode I had to look up who Julie Reinger was. That Noddy gag keeps on giving too. Further down the list past 100 are gems like "sexy kev", "spiderman torrent", and "he's just suplexed him on his gay head." Sorry. It's a long day at the office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 3, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted April 3, 2017 On 3/29/2017 at 5:40 PM, Monkee said: He's talking about Chris EubankS and no-one's correcting him. My mum is intolerable in this way — she has been referring to Keith Richard and Cliff Richards for my entire life, and she's also a fan of Tom Wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted April 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 3, 2017 In fairness to your Mum, Keith Richards has been known as Keith Richard at different times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 3, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted April 3, 2017 1 hour ago, gmoney said: In fairness to your Mum, Keith Richards has been known as Keith Richard at different times. I was about to call a chinny on that, but I looked it up — had no idea. Bet if I ask her, she first found out about Tom Waite when he was held hostage in Beirut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The British Bushwacker Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) 13 hours ago, Sergio Mendacious said: I was about to call a chinny on that, but I looked it up — had no idea. Bet if I ask her, she first found out about Tom Waite when he was held hostage in Beirut. Attached to a radiator by a Downtown Chain? Edited April 4, 2017 by The British Bushwacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2017 Omar is in the confectionery business. P.S do I win £5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted April 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2017 I didn't really know where to put this but the last guy in this video - Michael Nevin - anyone know him? This is so cool and genuinely brought a tear to my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted April 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 7, 2017 (edited) Right folks, it's time to play this weeks edition of IS THIS TIM CURRY? Edited April 7, 2017 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted April 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 7, 2017 Here's my entry: No. that is Jeremy Beadle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted April 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 7, 2017 (edited) 1 minute ago, gmoney said: Here's my entry: No. that is Jeremy Beadle. That would explain why his hand is under the table. Edited April 7, 2017 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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