SuperBacon Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Erm... FAO @SpursRiot2012Â https://www.theguardian.com/food/shortcuts/2018/oct/16/monophagous-woman-drinks-nothing-but-pepsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted October 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2018 A Facebook memory reminded me of this thread analysing The Jam's "Down At The Tube Station At Midnight", that went on for eight years. https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=33212&fbclid=IwAR1c8lMEcQlSSr7bZFf4e35oHqmw2V5-qiTwA55R46J1Kf2gdetQLMMZsvY Â Some choice cuts; Quote if our narrator IS down in the tube station at midnight, isn't it a bit strange for his wife to be "lining up the cutlery, polishing the glasses and pulling out the cork" at that late hour? Quote if it was set in the future, surely he would sing it in a comedy robot voice? Quote him being a Rabbi adds to his sense of shame Quote To conclude: It's because of that cunt Weller we no longer have a steel industry. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 23, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 23, 2018 Filled out my bingo card of ridiculous shit today — first of all, got a fantastic followup on this picture, from late last year: Turns out that George is out And then, cycling back from doing some stuff at dinner time, I helped out a lovely Uruguayan couple who were trying to figure out the local bikeshare that I use. Helped them out, felt good about that. Was all paid in full when I asked where they were from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted October 23, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 23, 2018 On 10/16/2018 at 8:50 PM, SuperBacon said: Erm... FAO @SpursRiot2012Â https://www.theguardian.com/food/shortcuts/2018/oct/16/monophagous-woman-drinks-nothing-but-pepsi She drinks four cans of Pepsi a day. Fucking amateur. Plus it's full sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 25, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2018 Ever feel like a total idiot? I just had to claim that the reason I punched the air like the end of an 80s movie was because Forest pasted Bolton yesterday, and not because a randomized album just chucked Dolce Vita by Ryan Paris at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule One Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Condenser dryer filters. Easy to take out, easy to clean. Never go back in without some butchering and cursing. I know they expand/retract with the heat but the effort required just to get the bastard thing back in makes its use very unsatisfactory. First world problems eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 26, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 26, 2018 This is a proper bollocks painting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 26, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 26, 2018 (edited) My favourite part of Le Louvre when I visited Paris last year was looking at the bollocks paintings. I found the infamous 'self portrait in a mocking gesture' but loved this one too. The true definition of the word Swag. Â Over-elaborate hat? Check. Tiger pelt in place of saddle? Check. Bruce Lee jumpsuit from Game of Death? Check. Edited October 26, 2018 by PunkStep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 I don't have the photos now sadly but when visiting the art museum in Brum I spent half the day looking for dog turds, a high proportion of paintings had them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 I was lamenting the passing of this thing from the Manchester Arndale just the other day. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 26, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 26, 2018 Dunno why, but I'm getting vibes of Father Stone's portrait of him and Father Ted with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Apparently, that #FREETOMMY abomination was by the same bloke who did that Cantona Man Utd Roman soldier one.  If Brian Sewell was on Twitter at the time, he'd have reviewed it, and the artist, thusly   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 26, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2018 I also take photos of weird old paintings when I’m in galleries. I enjoyed this one of Gollum Jesus at the Met last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 26, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 26, 2018 "The galaxy is on Orion's...b---b---belt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted October 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 31, 2018 I WANT THIS MORE THAN I WANT TO BREATHE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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