Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 (edited) 21 minutes ago, BomberPat said: Holding the top up! That's a tremendous addition. I'm picturing it as the T-shirt pulled up and held in place by the chin. 17 minutes ago, hallicks said: Also known as a Hail MaryĀ Or a Golden Rainbow EDIT: Scratch that. It should be known as a "Golden Wonder" Edited March 19, 2018 by Carbomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 1 hour ago, PunkStep said: Ah yes, the 'schoolboy piss'. He's got the AC Slatering term wrong though, that's where you straddle the toilet backwards like a filthy cowgirl (or a Mr Steven Justice, if you will). Ā Like so: How have I gone from sitting on the porcelain to also facing the wrong way? I accept any wrong doing on my behalf, but I will not accept any wrong doing of others. #NotInMyName Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Steve Justice said: Yes, but the last time I washed my arse in the sink at work I got a disciplinary.Ā Kitchen or bathroom sink? If it's the former, then they may have a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Steve Justice said: How have I gone from sitting on the porcelain to also facing the wrong way? I accept any wrong doing on my behalf, but I will not accept any wrong doing of others. #NotInMyName I think it's one of those urban myths, where the myth has gradually varied from the legend over time. Like Keenan and Kel dying in a car crash. The truth of course is that you liked sitting on the cold, unforgiving porcelain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish Dad Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Wow. I've definitely been Mandela'd on this. For ages I've thought the Steve Justice thing was sitting backwards on the bog. Was that someone else in the thread, or is this a shared hallucination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 19, 2018 Moderators Share Posted March 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, Polish Dad said: Wow. I've definitely been Mandela'd on this. For ages I've thought the Steve Justice thing was sitting backwards on the bog. We can prove the existence of the Mandela Effect if there's anyone here from the universe where Steve Justice poos like a normal person. Anyone? Maybe there's even a dimension where everyone but Steve Justice poos wrong (though, unfortunately for him, as the odd man out, he would still be considered in the wrong). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Polish Dad said: Wow. I've definitely been Mandela'd on this. For ages I've thought the Steve Justice thing was sitting backwards on the bog. Was that someone else in the thread, or is this a shared hallucination? This was the impression I was under too, I was sure the whole story was SteveĀ sitting backwards on the throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 "STOP GETTING STEVE JUSTICE WRONG!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Sitting directly on the porcelain is unfathomably worse, so I'd have probably left the muddled memories alone and quietly accepted the AC Slater label. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 Someone round here admitted to sitting on the bog the wrong way and I thought it was Steve Justice as well. Might have been Loki, his toilet habits are equally questionable, if not more so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 (edited) Although I don't remember anybody admitting to it, I do recall Woy describing his fascination of imagining somebody doing it, the way he put it cracked me up. It was that, along with somebody using the line 'hovering and shaking, like a shitting dog' that did me in. Edited March 19, 2018 by PunkStep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 19, 2018 Moderators Share Posted March 19, 2018 (edited) Loki just fished poo out his bum with his finger before a meeting with Microsoft. Totally normal. Edited March 19, 2018 by Chest Rockwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 I also had Steve Justiced pegged as sitting backwards too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Hang on, all SJ does is not use the toilet seat and sit on the porcelain? Well that's Christmas ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Polish Dad said: Wow. I've definitely been Mandela'd on this. For ages I've thought the Steve Justice thing was sitting backwards on the bog. Was that someone else in the thread, or is this a shared hallucination? It was Mandela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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