Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 17, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 17, 2018 Make sure you've got decent rods to unblock your drains after flushing all those 'flushable' wipes down the pan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted March 18, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2018 A good wash is better than any scented wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 21 hours ago, Tommy! said: A good wash is better than any scented wipe. Yes, but the last time I washed my arse in the sink at work I got a disciplinary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Isn't that because you broke it while straddling it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 A friend's boyfriend confessed on Friday that he sometimes likes to have what he calls a "Primary School Piss" - standing up to wee, with trousers and pants pulled down around his ankles. He said that he only does it in his flat, but had considering doing it at work as "an intimidation tactic". He also admitted to occasionally "AC Slater-ing". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 "AC-Slater-ing"? Backflips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TildeGuy~! Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Sitting on a toilet backward whilst taking a dump. Like how AC Slater sat in chairs on Saved By The Bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, BomberPat said: A friend's boyfriend confessed on Friday that he sometimes likes to have what he calls a "Primary School Piss" - standing up to wee, with trousers and pants pulled down around his ankles. He said that he only does it in his flat, but had considering doing it at work as "an intimidation tactic". He also admitted to occasionally "AC Slater-ing". Ah yes, the 'schoolboy piss'. He's got the AC Slatering term wrong though, that's where you straddle the toilet backwards like a filthy cowgirl (or a Mr Steven Justice, if you will). Like so: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 That is what I meant by AC Slater-ing - it was in addition to the Schoolboy Piss. I know this topic has been discussed at length, but I still can't get my head around where your pants end up. To fully straddle the bog, if they're round the ankles they'd be getting caught up around the base, so you'd be forced to lean forwards precariously, but removing them entirely seems like an extravagance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 Re: the Schoolboy Piss, someone on here posted a few years ago that they (or a mate of theirs) like to do Butters' version, like toddlers do - pants all the way down, holding the top up - just to freak out other blokes. Can't remember who it was, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 I like to stand outside a locked cubicle and aim over the door, hitting just the right trajectory to land in the bowl between the seated occupant's thighs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 I have a horrible feeling that if I ever straddled the bog like AC Slater that I'd feel so naughty and dirty about doing it, I'd probably pop an erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted March 19, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2018 Holding the top up! That's a tremendous addition. I'm picturing it as the T-shirt pulled up and held in place by the chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, Uncle Zeb said: I like to stand outside a locked cubicle and aim over the door, hitting just the right trajectory to land in the bowl between the seated occupant's thighs. Also known as a Hail Mary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, BomberPat said: Holding the top up! That's a tremendous addition. I'm picturing it as the T-shirt pulled up and held in place by the chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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