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2 minutes ago, John Matrix said:

I've never gotten on with TechnicallyRon or Jonathan Pie, but see both regularly shared on my timelines.  That probably says more about my political nous than anything else mind.

Can assure you that it's not a lack of political nous that makes both of those accounts painfully unfunny. 

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I don't know why I didn't just make this a separate topic, I hate these stupid megathreads.

I've seen TechnicallyRon retweeted loads of times but honestly can't remember a single tweet of theirs. Obviously made a huge impact on me.

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Jonathan Pie's had the occasional funny video, he's a one trick pony mind and that one trick isn't particularly good. 

Not sure it counts but I used to love I Fucking Love Science, was great for obscure science and tech stories as well your mainstream stuff, now it's just clickbait garbage akin to LadBible.

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At first, @SeinfeldToday was hilarious, but it wore out its welcome very fast. Didn't even know that it wasn't active anymore — I follow Josh Gondelman, one of the contributors, he's much funnier in his own right. Ditto for @seinfeld2000 — it's like something that's funny, but although I love weird twitter, it relies too much on joke formation along the lines of "Jery Seinfile, he twat the Goerge a good one with his big WALET!"

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A question for @Nostalgia Nonce

I have a load of old dark room equipment, I think it's a mix of 50's and 70's from what I've been told. I know you are a photographer, and a good one, if I ever get sorted out and take photos of the stuff do you think you would be able to explain what it is so we can work out what to do with it? 

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In terms of social media accounts that stink of piss:

ladbible - The name alone conjures up visions of someone in 2002 reading nuts magazine, being paid cash in hand to ride around in a van as an ‘apprentice’ garden waste specialist.

By someone I mean me. By cash in hand I mean if he had a tenner on him. By garden waste specialist appreciate I mean gets rid of shit out of your garden.

Anyway, ladbible. I get tagged in by friends, where one in every ten videos is pretty funny (like some of their ‘wtf did I just watch’ articles), some of those videos are avent garde/strange but funny user content, but then you spot it’s a lad bible post and you know that they’ve simply lifted the video probably without the users approval and are also responsible for other proper laaaddzzz bantz content. Fucking aweful.

Council Estate Bible:

Whats with all of the bibles? How are these bibles? Once you watch all of their videos including ones about two lads setting off fireworks in their garage while drinking 20/20... do you find enlightenment? I bet you don’t.

Anyway, this is worse than the ladbible one, it’s basically a getting it wrong version of Peter Kay... “tag, share and like if you remember these (pic of fish finger sandwich)”.

Seriosly? What the actual fuck is that? Firstly, what on earth do you mean by ‘remember’? Have they all been eaten and now there’s none left? Are you telling me that the sandwich I ate last week was just a standard rectangular shaped breaded fish ensemble, pretending to be a finger? 

Secondly, what the fuck has that got to do with a council estate? Now either... A). You believe that only council estaters know what fish finger sandwiches ‘were’. Or B). You’re account is fucking shite. 

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Oh, while I’m on, the Facebook algorithms are working overtime in order to suggest group pages I might want to join. I’ve never been to prison, I’m pretty sure that none of my FB friends have been to prison.. how the fuck does this work? Does it know I used to be a big fan of Oz?

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