Paid Members BomberPat Posted October 17, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 17, 2017 (edited) I don't think he even attempted to swallow an egg, which is why I decided to continue the thing. I can't quite remember, he might have at least given it a go. "Fuck him, I'll swallow six eggs!" was briefly a bit of a call of "I'll prove you wrong" defiance amongst a few friends, though. Edited October 17, 2017 by BomberPat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 17, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 17, 2017 If you didn’t have a mate named Eggy at school, you were either an incurable posho, or you were homeschooled and your dad didn’t let in any of the many Eggies that were sent to befriend you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted October 17, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 17, 2017 I'm still laughing over that guy Bumgull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 17, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 17, 2017 As the snow globe falls out of my hand, at the very end, I’m not going to be able to help saying “Mick Piss” as my last words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 23 minutes ago, Sergio Mendacious said: As the snow globe falls out of my hand, at the very end, I’m not going to be able to help saying “Mick Piss” as my last words And you just know Loki went to school with an Eggy, but it was short for Egbert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted October 17, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Carbomb said: I'm still laughing over that guy Bumgull. When laughing out loud at your desk at work, it turns out that, when asked "what's so funny?", only being able to respond "Bumgull" gets you some funny looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted October 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2017 I am officially no longer unemployed and I am over the fucking moon about it. If I wasn't doing go sober for October for charity I'd be neck deep in a beer right now. Buzzing to get to Bath and celebrate with some friends this weekend. Finally all looking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted October 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2017 Congratulations, man! Great to hear things are looking up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted October 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2017 That's great to hear Dad, nice one indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Great news! Â Delighted for you, buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted October 21, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2017 Hands up those who, like me, think bacon tastes even better burnt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted October 21, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2017 Freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted October 22, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2017 (edited) Some neighbour prick has drunkingly tried to take all my decorations off the door that I had up for my baby nephew for Halloween. Spent hours on it. I'm fucking raging. Mum says just get over it, but is this a "word with the neighbour" situation to you? A bit of a scummy thing to do methinks. Edited October 22, 2017 by bAzTNM#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 22, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2017 9 hours ago, SpursRiot2012 said: Hands up those who, like me, think bacon tastes even better burnt? Heathen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 22, 2017 Moderators Share Posted October 22, 2017 5 hours ago, bAzTNM#1 said: Some neighbour prick has drunkingly tried to take all my decorations off the door that I had up for my baby nephew for Halloween. Spent hours on it. I'm fucking raging. Mum says just get over it, but is this a "word with the neighbour" situation to you? A bit of a scummy thing to do methinks. I agree with him, it's not halloween for over a bloody week yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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