Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted June 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 We don't have anywhere to just chuck our my pointless items and thoughts, and I couldn't think of anywhere appropriate to say that I just convinced my mum that Pele learned to play football with a hardboiled egg that was his family’s only possession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted June 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 I just went to the shops and was propositioned by a fat, cracked out hooker on my road. Broad daylight. 2:30pm. I thought Tottenham was getting gentrified?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted June 1, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 You didn't get stabbed, mate. Is there still that bagel shop on the High Road that does salmon and cream cheese bagels with a year's worth of cream cheese and a single-ply slice of salmon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted June 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 Possibly. I live up by Seven Sisters now, so don't go to the high road much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 1, 2016 Moderators Share Posted June 1, 2016 I just went to the shops and was propositioned by a fat, cracked out hooker on my road. Broad daylight. 2:30pm. I thought Tottenham was getting gentrified?! Should have gone for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted June 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 Yeah, maybe she had some crack to share. I didn't think of that at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted June 1, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) That's her entire job description. Edited June 1, 2016 by Bill Diarrhea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted June 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 Jeremy Irons was at my university today. I was hungover on a couch. Probably for the best, I'd have probably made the Jeremy Irons cereal quote from Family Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted June 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 That's her entire job description. Well, she probably doesn't have the crack. She's hooking cos she needs the crack, see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted June 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 She obviously wasn't a very good crack addict if she's overweight. I was led to believe the pounds melted away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted June 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 Tottenham has become so gentrified that even the crack comes with a hollandaise sauce and shaved white truffle. That's why she is fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted June 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 She might just be a mark for the business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted June 1, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 Maybe she was doing it ironically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I walked from Waterloo today to Monument then up to Tottenham Court Road, well Fitzrovia, and discovered that if you have time, then London is easily walkable to anywhere really. Also, if you're passing the new Samuel L Jackson movie and you see him over the road, make sure you have enough space on your phone to take a picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mal the Glorious Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I was in London for four days in March and only got public transport once (because it was late and I couldn't be arsed). Kings Cross, Camden, Islington, Tufnell Park and Regent's Park were the various areas I visited and I found it all easily walkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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