Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 30, 2016 Moderators Share Posted May 30, 2016 Cats are defective, I'm fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted May 30, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2016 There's room for both cats and dogs. Cats are ideal for when you're, like me, living in a flat and working at an office most of the week. They take care of themselves and are (at least in my case) extremely loving when I'm at home. However, when I'm a work from home writer (which is THE PLAN) and I live in my house in the country/Spain (the other part of THE PLAN) then I'll be getting a big, massive golden retriever or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted May 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 31, 2016 Couldn't handle four cats strutting around the place like the entitled cunts they are. Awful things. I love dogs, but I wouldn't want four of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 31, 2016 Cat referendum aside, it's probably the age that he was taken away from his mother. There's still stuff that can be done to fix him — those links will probably help, and Feliway might help to calm any extra issues.  Jackson Galaxy is ace... try and get him round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 31, 2016 They are smelly shitty things,   I mean, that's just quantifiably wrong. The 'they smell' part at least.  Dogs jump in rivers, roll around in poo and generally smell like my tunnel after a vindaloo, whereas cats spend about 23 hours each day cleaning themselves.  SpursRiot, I once got some spray stuff that made the house smell relaxing for cats when I last moved. Can't remember for the life of me what it was called, but it stopped them pissing pretty sharpish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted May 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 31, 2016 Dogs shit on the lawn, cats shit in a tray in the kitchen. So yeah, cats might not smell but your house fucking does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted May 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 31, 2016 Cat smell is like smoker smell. Absolutely fucking hums for anyone else but you can't smell it yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 31, 2016 Dogs shit on the lawn, cats shit in a tray in the kitchen. So yeah, cats might not smell but your house fucking does. Â My cat doesn't shit in the house, so my house smells great. Just like the cat does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted May 31, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 31, 2016 My house doesn't smell. Although I have encountered people who have lots of cats and their house does smell because they're not changing the litter frequently enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted June 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 1, 2016 I have a cat and 2 dogs and I can confirm dogs are definately dirtier than cats. Neither smell unless one of the dogs have just rolled in fox shit. Â Slightly off topic but i caught my cat sleeping on top off a lamb at the weekend. Was weird, she ran away embarassed so she obviously knew it wasn't normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted June 1, 2016 Moderators Share Posted June 1, 2016 Tbh I think having four of either would be a bit excessive. I would like a second dog though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted June 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 2, 2016 They are smelly shitty things, who rub themselves against you like a cheap lapdancer trying to sell her wares, before leaving you with a massively swollen face. Â Are you sure its not a swollen head she'd give you? Â To sidetrack the topic somewhat I bought a bunch of scented sticks and sprays to keep cats out my garden. Â I was sceptical but gave it a try and it worked a dream. It's rare I see one out there now, and when I do it seems to scare off a lot easier too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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